Why do new games not work nearly as well as vintage games? It doesn’t make any sense.

[NoBacon]

Halo 3 cost 30 million dollars in 2007 and worked pretty flawlessly with over a million users and a comprehensive theatre and forge mode at launch. As well as a file sharing system and a huge amount of content.

Halo infinite cost over 500 million dollars and doesn’t work years after launch, the servers are awful, the theatre mode doesn’t work and it has almost no content.

What the fuck is going on? Are they just putting women in charge or something? I genuinely haven’t looked but I wouldn’t be remotely surprised if a woman is in charge of 343 games.

Just one example but they’re all like it, you know a game isn’t going to work at launch and will be slowly fixed with years of patches.

 

[CuntFucker]

Jews. I have an IQ of 85, my answer to every single question is "Jews" because I can't understand anything slightly complex. Having a one-fits all answer to things I can't understand is convenient. Thinking is hard.

 

[guest]

Jews. I have an IQ of 85, my answer to every single question is "Jews" because I can't understand anything slightly complex. Having a one-fits all answer to things I can't understand is convenient. Thinking is hard.

I hadn't thought of the Jews. Thanks.

 

[NoBacon]

I hadn't thought of the Jews. Thanks.

It probably actually is.

 

[CuntFucker]

 

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[Dennyislife]

It's a big enough industry to coast and milk idiots now. I tapped out at PS2 era and it seems it's got worse since that golden age.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Game developers back in the day used to be made up of dedicated staff who would take their time tweaking and polishing a game before release so everything ran smoothly. Now it's women and diversity hires with an emphasis on graphics over substance, they will rush game releases putting out unfinished products and attempt to tweak the game after launch.

 

[Hoolies]

It's a big enough industry to coast and milk idiots now. I tapped out at PS2 era and it seems it's got worse since that golden age.

Potato-Asians were making passable stuff for a couple of years, let's hope this new war trauma kicks up the quality and emotional depth of their output in the medium/longer term.

 

[Build Black Better]

Now it's women and diversity hires

I fucking despise the learn to code movement. No, idiots should not learn how to code. If it's not a nerdy white or squinty guy at the keyboard, it's gonna suck. I also hate how overstaffed these bloated tech companies are, so an employee is told to change some shit that actually works properly just to give them something to do and then fucks it up.

I miss the old Radio Shack stores. They were staffed exclusively by nerdy white guys of all ages. They loved their jobs and knew their shit.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

WE HEARD JEW​

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[Build Black Better]

WE HEARD JEW

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I think you need to make the font much bigger for that one trick pony soldier to hear you.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Plenty of reasons:
- diversity hires / trannies / women / less-skilled/passionate workforce in general
- time limitations on bug triage (10% of bug database remaining is considered a good target)
- complex systems built on top of complex (third party) systems so if something fucks up it's either impossible or not worth it to fix
- easy patching means they don't have to get anything perfect like they used to have to

 

[aRTie02150]

Halo 3 is vintage?

Fawk

 

[Meownaw]

Halo 3 is vintage?

Fawk

GTA V probably is at this point. The fawkin show was still on when that came out.

 

[Build Black Better]

Halo 3 is vintage?

Fawk

Yeah boomer. See, I'm not because I just used the word boomer.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Halo 3 cost 30 million dollars in 2007 and worked pretty flawlessly with over a million users and a comprehensive theatre and forge mode at launch. As well as a file sharing system and a huge amount of content.

Halo infinite cost over 500 million dollars and doesn’t work years after launch, the servers are awful, the theatre mode doesn’t work and it has almost no content.

What the fuck is going on? Are they just putting women in charge or something? I genuinely haven’t looked but I wouldn’t be remotely surprised if a woman is in charge of 343 games.

Just one example but they’re all like it, you know a game isn’t going to work at launch and will be slowly fixed with years of patches.

Games can be profitable without being done. Whenever EA started doing microtransactions on fifa it made devs and their marketing teams realize there was way more money to be made in micro transactions. Production times shrunk and devs were told to save things for dlc content. That's why everything feels undercooked and underdone.
2007 was the beginning of the decline.

 

[Meownaw]

Mobile gaming is a huge reason why video games are dogshit now. They forced that fake idea that 50% of gamers are women by including candy crush *sniff*

 

[Build Black Better]

They forced that fake idea that 50% of gamers are women

Maybe they based their flawed calculation on the baseline of 100% of women being attention whores and space invaders, online and everywhere else. (Boomer vidya pun intended.)

 

[aRTie02150]

Yeah boomer. See, I'm not because I just used the word boomer.