Why do Nana and Joe pronounce "Cumia" differently?

[guest]

Nana: "Koomia"
Joe "Kew'mia"

? Makes no sense...

 

[Chive Turkey]

They're degenerate underclass trash with no sense of heritage or culture. Hence Ant's bizarre mixing of working stiff and metrosexual affectations and Joe's larping as a rockstar biker, as well as the feeble and feverish attempt by both to cling to membership of a monolithic and idealized American White identity they clearly don't belong to.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Qumia

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

They're degenerate underclass trash with no sense of heritage or culture. Hence Ant's bizarre mixing of working stiff and metrosexual affectations and Joe's larping as a rockstar biker, as well as the feeble and feverish attempt by both to cling to membership of a monolithic and idealized American White identity they clearly don't belong to.

Couldn't have said it better.

Well, actually I could: Because they're stupid niggers.

 

[shitbucket]

They aren't people

 

[fusciasomething]

With anything involving Joe I pretty much just always assume it's because he's an idiot

 

[JamieConway]

Very simple, it's because they're retarded.

 

[CruisinColin]

I guarantee that Joe thinks it makes him sound cultured.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Because they're poorly educated.

 

[wbgreen]

Libyan names don't translate to English perfectly. Much like how there are many different ways to spell or pronounce Muammar Gaddafi/Kadaffi/Qaddifi

 

[Greygooser]

if I remember correctly, Anthony actually pronounces it Kew’mia in his Howard Stern appearance. My guess is people just started pronouncing it Coomia and since Anthony is petrified of confrontation, he just went along with it.

I also assume Joe Sr forced them to say it Kewmia. Then maybe none of the other kids would notice they had “cum” in their last name

 

[guest]

I guarantee that Joe thinks it makes him sound cultured.

He does. But he can wear a suit, and talk as cultured as he likes, all anyone has to do is look down at his sneakers.

 

[Barnaby Jones]

It's hard to form words properly with tranny cum in your mouth

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Joseph Queuemia

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Qumia

Queermia

 

[guest]

Because they're Kweers

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Cum-ia

 

[Brooke Shields]

in what way am i supposed to pronounce koomia different from kew'mia? You mean like the second one is K(you) rather than K(oo), cause reading kew phonetically is still koo like K(ew)

 

[Stent]

This is the plaintiff, Joseph Coooomia...

The People's Court opens with them saying Coo-mia. The judge says Mr Coo-mia. Even the defendant says Coo-mia. Joe must have at some point told them how to pronounce it. It's a name they'd definitely ask about. Fucking ethnics. Then he says Kew-mia.

I love you, Joe. You're a fucking retard who never ceases to entertain me on the most minor level.

 

[DieNortonDie]

if I remember correctly, Anthony actually pronounces it Kew’mia in his Howard Stern appearance. My guess is people just started pronouncing it Coomia and since Anthony is petrified of confrontation, he just went along with it.

I also assume Joe Sr forced them to say it Kewmia. Then maybe none of the other kids would notice they had “cum” in their last name

No, Anthony says “COOOmia” on stern. He squeaks it out like a little girl.