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Why did Kevin’s parents make him sleep with Fuller ?

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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I know im supposed to suspend reality for a movie, but the pizza boy thinks he has been shot at and he apparently doesn’t tell anybody what just happened. And the parents are in another country and ask the police to do a welfare check and the cop is like oh noone answered the door tell them to count their kids again.
 

RapistWithHIV

With Osteoporosis.
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It gets much darker.

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Suspending disbelief is imagining this menacing Kike goblin is a genuine cousin to Kevin McGoyister.
 
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Shithead parents don't notice a kid missing cause they sit in first class without them.

What do they do next time they fly?
First class alone without the kids again!
Do you know how expensive it is to put your 5 kids + brother joes 8 kids in first class? And why were these assholes going to France for Christmas anyways? Stay at your mansion and have a white christmas.
 
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He didn't sleep with him though. Once Kevin brought his weak bladder to his mother's attention, Kate put Fuller to bed in one of the McCallister's 5 bath tubs, Nigger Johnster
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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And they loaded the little retard up with Pepsi. The McCallisters are a family of shitheads. Kevin's the only one who isn't some kind of asshole.
Kevin is totally an asshole. I mean it takes him days before he even misses his family when he thinks he made them disappear and he just carries in with life. It's only when he's going to spend Christmas alone that he actually cares. He doesn't bother telling them about the robbery or even think about how he baaically ruined their vacation. He promises his mother he'll be better but in the sequel (which is supposed to be the next year) the little faggot does it again. As soon as he realizes he went in the wrong plane and he's in NYC he takes a cab to Manhattan with all the cash his dad had and his credit card to check into a park view hotel room, running up a 1000 dollar room service tab and befriending homeless in the park like he has no survival instincts.

Summary: Faggot
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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Kevin is totally an asshole. I mean it takes him days before he even misses his family when he thinks he made them disappear and he just carries in with life. It's only when he's going to spend Christmas alone that he actually cares. He doesn't bother telling them about the robbery or even think about how he baaically ruined their vacation. He promises his mother he'll be better but in the sequel (which is supposed to be the next year) the little faggot does it again. As soon as he realizes he went in the wrong plane and he's in NYC he takes a cab to Manhattan with all the cash his dad had and his credit card to check into a park view hotel room, running up a 1000 dollar room service tab and befriending homeless in the park like he has no survival instincts.

Summary: Faggot
He's just a little boy and he don't know no better.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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He's just a little boy and he don't know no better.
I mean the first time it just shows bad judgement but when he gets into that situation again and instead of immediately trying to reach his parents he does it again? The kids a retard who doesn't learn and/or an asshole.
 
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