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Women are fucking stupid
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Why are women always buying flowers
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I’m gonna sound like a faggot but they do spruce shit up. I don’t buy them but, I appreciate when they’re around.
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I actually love flowers and plants, I just wanted to be mean
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Well, aren’t I an honest sentiment having faggot.
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Something in our monkey brains put premiums on fresh flowers...I guess it harkens to back picking ripe fruits, berries and getting laid, idk.
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WIMMINZ BE SHOPPIN
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Cavewomen would be out all day gatherin and shit, waitin for they mans to come home with that fresh mammoth. So flowers gives every hoe the urge to treat they mans right and go down on a nigga
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Because of emancipation they have no purpose in life anymore so they fill their lifes with stupid shit like this and buying shoes.
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The amount of flowers I dealt with at the funeral home turned me off to the fucking things for the rest of my life. I like how they look, but the smell kills me.
Kinda like nigger pussy.
Kinda like nigger pussy.
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Someone should invent a flower arrangement or wreath that looks like a nigger pussy
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A few weeks ago we had a family barbecue at our country place. My wife's uncle brought flowers for each of the females; my wife, her mother, her sister, my daughter and niece. Later that day I drove back to the city with my boys and the women stayed behind to clean the house and came back later. So a few days after I go down to cut the grass. The house is nice and clean but they'd left the flowers in vases on the kitchen table. I went to throw them out but fuck me the smell. Similar to a dead animal but with a kind of dusty after note that gets stuck in your nostrils. Just awful. Flowers literally stink.
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Not sure if you knew this but, woman always been shopping. Emancipation just made them more fucking obnoxious about it.
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wwawd women putting 16 pillows on the bed
STOP THAT
STOP THAT
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It’s a subliminal hint, they want to be smothered with one. Kinky.
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Nothing sexier than giving them the ol' Natural Causes At The Nursing Home
BROTHERMAN BROTHERMAN
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I don't care for flowers but I like house plants because they do shit like clean the air.
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I like house plants, cut flowers seem like a waste since they're gonna die soon.
I have grabbed the occasional bunch off a grave to give to my gal on valentines day, but girls like that shit so wha' ya gonna do
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If I'm gonna give flowers I do it randomly and avoid doing it on Valentine's day. A random flower on a random day will get you pussy faster than you think. I did the math.
@captain_kamala comment?
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To hide the stench of their cunt
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My grandpa tells me when credit cards were becoming a 'thing' like in the 1960s/70s and if a woman shopper (even if a regular customer) suddenly bought something huge/expensive, a decent store clerk would have to speak on the phone with the husband that he approves this purchase.