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Why are taxi drivers still such dicks even if their business model is dying?

DMAN

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One time my balding manlet fake tough guy ubr driver was whining the entire ride about how no one tips him and he's like "I'm literally savin people's lifes." I just stayed silent and he grumbled. "I don't mean you" when he realized he was raving like an insane person.

In 2017 this black old bitch tried talking politics with me and I kept ignoring her then a political commercial on radio said "corruption" and she shouts LIKE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!! I rolled my eyes at her. She badly wanted me to affirm her beliefs then got insanely pissed when I didn't. I remember getting out and she gave me a loud obnoxious angry GOODBYE! Fucking Mrs. Huxtible Cunt.

This ratty old white woman picked me up at a Dunkin Donuts, she kept saying incoherent phrases and circled through the drive thru 3 times. On the third go-around, my patience wore thin and I said "You missed the exit AGAIN." She finally found her way out and just kept the car parked on the street and mumbling shit to herself. I just canceled the ride and got out while booking a new driver and wrote a complaint review that she was "drunk" because her idiocy made me late for work that day. I hope she was having a stroke and I was the hero she needed but didn't deserve.

I have offended many drivers by avoiding their annoying personal questions like "Where ya headed?" and "Where you from?" or "What do you do for work?" Seriously? Why don't you ask me for a cover letter you fucking faggot? I have had to say "Dude, it's kind of a personal question." And they are in disbelief that you won't tell a stranger intimate details of your life for the sake of their own inane workday smalltalk babble. One guy in particular was so confused why I wasn't answering his deeply specific question about my daily routine. When I got out he shouts "ENJOY WORK!!!" as if to say "I know where you work" so I gave him a 1-star and reported him for stwolking.

Not my driver but one time years ago a DoorDash delivery bitch called my phone whining that she couldn't find my apartment. Like literally crying whining, to the point where I was getting annoyed she wouldn't shut the fuck up and let me explain directions. Her location was parked on the GPS unmoved. I'm 99% sure she just read my food reciept, decided she wanted it, and made a fake excuse to keep my food. Enjoy the pasta you fat cunt. I can hear your fat mouth over the phone, fatty pig fatty.
 

Brooke Shields

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One time my balding manlet fake tough guy ubr driver was whining the entire ride about how no one tips him and he's like "I'm literally savin people's lifes." I just stayed silent and he grumbled. "I don't mean you" when he realized he was raving like an insane person.

In 2017 this black old bitch tried talking politics with me and I kept ignoring her then a political commercial on radio said "corruption" and she shouts LIKE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!! I rolled my eyes at her. She badly wanted me to affirm her beliefs then got insanely pissed when I didn't. I remember getting out and she gave me a loud obnoxious angry GOODBYE! Fucking Mrs. Huxtible Cunt.

This ratty old white woman picked me up at a Dunkin Donuts, she kept saying incoherent phrases and circled through the drive thru 3 times. On the third go-around, my patience wore thin and I said "You missed the exit AGAIN." She finally found her way out and just kept the car parked on the street and mumbling shit to herself. I just canceled the ride and got out while booking a new driver and wrote a complaint review that she was "drunk" because her idiocy made me late for work that day. I hope she was having a stroke and I was the hero she needed but didn't deserve.

I have offended many drivers by avoiding their annoying personal questions like "Where ya headed?" and "Where you from?" or "What do you do for work?" Seriously? Why don't you ask me for a cover letter you fucking faggot? I have had to say "Dude, it's kind of a personal question." And they are in disbelief that you won't tell a stranger intimate details of your life for the sake of their own inane workday smalltalk babble. One guy in particular was so confused why I wasn't answering his deeply specific question about my daily routine. When I got out he shouts "ENJOY WORK!!!" as if to say "I know where you work" so I gave him a 1-star and reported him for stwolking.

Not my driver but one time years ago a DoorDash delivery bitch called my phone whining that she couldn't find my apartment. Like literally crying whining, to the point where I was getting annoyed she wouldn't shut the fuck up and let me explain directions. Her location was parked on the GPS unmoved. I'm 99% sure she just read my food reciept, decided she wanted it, and made a fake excuse to keep my food. Enjoy the pasta you fat cunt. I can hear your fat mouth over the phone, fatty pig fatty.
I can't imagine remembering the annoyances of my everyday life the way you guys do
Sure i could write paragraphs like this in the moment, but a few hours after it passes I'm just onto whatever next dick I gotta suck know what im sayin
 

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Because Uber has only reduced taxi revenue by about 5%. Taxis still do fine; the reason drivers suffered so badly in NYC was because they overpaid medallions and got caught in a debt trap.

Hailing accounts for a tiny percentage of fares. Pickups from airports and transit hubs account for the vast majority of trips and those scenarios are more convenient for taxis than Ubers.
 

DMAN

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I can't imagine remembering the annoyances of my everyday life the way you guys do
Sure i could write paragraphs like this in the moment, but a few hours after it passes I'm just onto whatever next dick I gotta suck know what im sayin

The audacity of you to make a meta post like this while adding nothing of value. Nice analysis stupid.
 
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