Why are parts of the Grand Canyon forbidden from public access?

[NoBacon]

You will get stopped if you try and explore them.

Why? Why are they the same areas discussed in old articles about containing ancient artefacts and generally weird interesting shit?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Who are you thinking of throwing down there?

 

[NoBacon]

Who are you thinking of throwing down there?

Don’t you think it’s weird?

 

[RoTheHo69]

Don’t you think it’s weird?

Yeah. I didn't know that.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Don’t you think it’s weird?

Throwing people down the Grand Canyon? No.

 

[NoBacon]

Yeah. I didn't know that.

There’s a lot of interesting documented stuff from the late 1800s/early 1900s exploring all of these cave systems there, which are now off limits.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

NoBacon never aborted his son. He threw him down a volcano and challenged him to crawl back up.
He never did.

 

[Child..]

Don’t you think it’s weird?

No. You need to hook them with some sass first. "Pat is fat" type shit...

 

[PogromStallone]

Probably not safe.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Probably not safe.

Big Pog, with the reasonable assumption, big Pog!

 

[NoBacon]

Probably not safe.

You can get permits but not really. NASA conduct operations there. Pretty weird. Maybe it’s as simple as it’s where they stage all their fake moon/mars shit.

 

[DominusOdium]

Aliens

 

[Suetonius]

Probably not safe.

No obviously its that they have the door to Agartha in there

 

[NoBacon]

Big Pog, with the reasonable assumption, big Pog!

Why can’t you fly over it, then? Will the mines undermine the safety of the passengers flying above it?

 

[wbgreen]

It's because if you get to see more of it, you'd realize it isn't so grand. Why they only allow visitors in the one specific area where the lighting is good.

 

[Child..]

They claim nukes can create craters like this:

Sedan (nuclear test) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

But if you suggest the Grand Canyon is a crater from some explosion from an ancient yet advanced super weapon, you're crazy.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

They claim nukes can create craters like this:

Sedan (nuclear test) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

But if you suggest the Grand Canyon is a crater from some explosion from an ancient yet advanced super weapon, you're crazy.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

They claim nukes can create craters like this:

Sedan (nuclear test) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

But if you suggest the Grand Canyon is a crater from some explosion from an ancient yet advanced super weapon, you're crazy.

I thought you said nukes don't exist, grannyster?

 

[Child..]

I thought you said nukes don't exist, grannyster?

Can you not read, coproster?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Can you not read, coproster?

Ancient super weapon seems more plausible to you than actual evidence of nukes, you a retardster.

Study some geology in between spankbang sessions.