Who's Hotter: Dani Brand or Missy Muscles?

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Which one gets you stiffer and why?

Dani Brand

Missy Muscles

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Definitely going with Dani.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Definitely going with Dani.

Easily Dani but the baby voice thing kind of takes me out of it. Who is crazier would probably end with a closer vote.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

You have to wait until Missy has time to heal from the Count they way Dani did. Not fair since her life blood is still being drained.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

Dani is way better looking. Missy looks like half of the dyke softball league that play at the park on my street every weekend.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

She may be an annoying bitch,(aint they all, gang?), but Dani has those delicious looking jewish tits that makes me want to goyum all over my pants.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Current Dani or Gollum era Dani?

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Plain Jane mountain wop over a schizo kike every time.

 

[guest]

Plain Jane mountain wop over a schizo kike every time.

Arent you being like Nana where he would go "eww, no thanks" to Halle Berry just because she's Black-ish?

Seriously, might aswell say "I'll pick x pussy over liberal pussy every time". What makes you want certain pussy? the political affiliations attached to it??? Shouldnt it be more primal/attraction/looks based?

The most fanatical SS guard would admit Dani's sexy af.

 

[The Greaseman]

Thicc dani>missy>coke whore dani

No thanks to either of them, they're cumia burners.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Arent you being like Nana where he would go "eww, no thanks" to Halle Berry just because she's Black-ish?

Seriously, might aswell say "I'll pick x pussy over liberal pussy every time". What makes you want certain pussy? the political affiliations attached to it??? Shouldnt it be more primal/attraction/looks based?

The most fanatical SS guard would admit Dani's sexy af.

Along with wanting nothing to do with Jewish DNA or culture (with very few exceptions), I don't find her attractive. That's all.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Dani's got the Khazar beefers and face, Missy's got a toighter bod overall and better gams. Ass-wise, I'd probably have to go Dani as I don't mind a sloppy one if it's got some meat to grab. Personality-wise, they're both clearly dopes so that's even. Both probably absolutely shameless in bed, so that's even too. It's a tough one, man.

No thanks to either of them, they're cumia burners.

This is the correct answer, but I'll play along and vote Dani by a slightly chubby margin. Nobody cares. Nice thought process for ranking women you'll never meet, stupid. Nice self-loathing, too.

 

[fenrir]

I'd take Nicoleaky over both of them:

Nice fakers, and she makes her own lube.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Dani Baby!

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I'd take Nicoleaky over both of them:

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Nice fakers, and she makes her own lube.

Foreign bodies

 

[guest]

Anthony Cumia is a repressed homosexual. Therefore none of his female partners are fair game. Same goes for closeted homosexual Jim Norton. The only straight personality on the show was boring old Gregg "Opie" Hughes. Here's the kind of woman he liked

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Thick Dani. You know you could get her to spout off for hours about all the times she found ass eggs.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Which one gets you stiffer and why?

Dani Brand

Missy Muscles

Look at the broken capillaries in his face, almost always a sign of advanced alcoholism.

 

[Fat little piggy]

Dani by a mile.

 

[Reeper]

Dani is extremely mentally ill