Show me he can't do the job, while he shits his pants.
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Whoopi Goldberg admits to shitting herself frequently on the view
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Show me he can't do the job, while he shits his pants.
"I don't care if he can't put a sentence together" that part seems a bit more relevant to the job than consistent bowel control. I do enjoy the idea that those other yammering bitches have to put up with Whoopi shitting herself during tapings, so I guess there's always a silver lining.
as long as he stomps on cakes and takes names
Has diaper Joe accidentally admitted to frequently shitting himself yet?
'Once I started getting parts in plays, I wanted a name that sounded more interesting. Caryn Johnson wasn't it. "Some people at the Rep called me Whoopi because I would sometimes let loose with a fart.'
'My mother did not name me Whoopi, but Goldberg is my name—it's part of my family, part of my heritage, just like being black," and "I just know I am Jewish. I practice nothing. I don't go to temple, but I do remember the holidays.'
She's goofy.
'My mother did not name me Whoopi, but Goldberg is my name—it's part of my family, part of my heritage, just like being black," and "I just know I am Jewish. I practice nothing. I don't go to temple, but I do remember the holidays.'
She's goofy.
She's farted loud as fuck on The View at least once.
I like how the retard audience starts laughing as soon as she says "pooped his pants." HahaHA POOP!
The View and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
I like how the retard audience starts laughing as soon as she says "pooped his pants." HahaHA POOP!
The View and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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Weren’t these the same people all claiming / making fun of trump for wearing diapers and farting maybe about a month ago during his trial?
Republican farts = haha peepeepoopoofunny
Democrat farts = brave and noble sacrifice for his country
Once you understand that these impressionable retards really think like this it all starts to make sense. They unironically believe all of it. They've been programmed to. How can you expect them to understand "cognitive dissonance" when they don't even have an internal monologue?
They do this with gay shit too. Gay people are Cool And Good but it would also be really funny for some reason if Trump or guys who drive pickups (bad!) are gay.
Also they are very smart (just ask, they'll tell you) and Fucking Love Science
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My ten year old niece has a nervous stomach thing where she has to take a dump if she gets too excited or anxious. I recently asked her how some event she went to was and she said "Shit my pants." and gave me like an "ah, what the hell are ya gonna do?" shrug. It was fucking hilarious. The way she said it, it should've come from some old fat teamster. She's an angelic little kid and I've never heard her swear before. Her mom busted her and her friend saying nigger a couple years ago though.
It’s the same with how they called Trump “cadet bone spurs” because he got out of the draft but then it stopped once they learned Biden did the same thing to get out of the draft. Or when you had many CNN doctors diagnosing Trump from how he held a glass or had a slight sniff during a debate and Pat types believed whatever they said but now when it comes to Biden you can’t say that and it’s all bullshit. Or how Trump was falling asleep during his trial so he can’t be president but then have no issue with Biden having to take naps during his debate prep and only being available for a couple hours before he had to sleep again.
They’re all retards is what I’m getting at.
Trump had a great big fat person as press secretary Democrats mocked her for being large and in charge
The kids think draft dodging was based and shrewd. The Jewish boomers who write our narratives are out of touch.
Nobody other than geriatrics and retarded vets care about draft dodgers.
Whoopi Goldberg is diaper gang.
Whoopi Goldberg looks exactly the same as she did when I was a child...whatever she's doing, she's doing it right.
She's being ugly.