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Whoever called Joseph out on bitching about groceries even after USA is under repair - good job.

nasty twp

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Funny thing is, besides the sausage, all of that shit could have been bought at stop and shop. He's not acquiring hard to get italian or premium exotic ingredients lol. Getting upcharged on coffeemate because you are above going to a normal store then bitching about the price is such a perfect boomer Facebook post

Truly wealthy and money-savvy people cut their corners well. They'll do as much banal essentials shopping as possible at Lidl, Iceland, Argos, CostCo etc, then either invest/donate the rest, or splurge on a few stealth-wealth status items or leisure activities, like health retreats and holidays to rare locales via private plane, no-label label clothes, pricey exclusive restaurants you or I wouldn't know, fine art, their pony or their boat.

And with these types, it's not as if they couldn't easily afford Uncle G's or M&S or Fortnum's or Whole Foods. They're just cheap canny cunts and they like to have cash to splash on the right things.
 

Saddam Hussein

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"I really don't even know if tariffs are going to help anytime soon"

You don't think so? You don't think the already-overpriced boutique grocery store, which ostensibly imports some inventory from Europe, and is now being charged more in tariffs, is going to slash prices? You don't think they may pass that on to rubes like you who go there for Coffee-Mate and Claussen pickles?
I like that doubts started to seep in this quick. Even Joe knows these tariffs are fucking stupid
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Brother Joe Web site visitor number 38
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How is it the best quality when it's all name brand shit?! It would be the same in any store!!!! Coffee mate is just that, mission tortillas are the same everywhere! Egglands best is the same!!! Sure maybe his hamburgers and sausage are store brand, then go there and just buy that. Fuck he's stupid.
 

Chive Turkey

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Funny thing is, besides the sausage, all of that shit could have been bought at stop and shop. He's not acquiring hard to get italian or premium exotic ingredients lol. Getting upcharged on coffeemate because you are above going to a normal store then bitching about the price is such a perfect boomer Facebook post
People on a budget who are smart with their money do most of their weekly shopping at cheap places, and often make sure to shop very early/late when they start stocking all the discounted items soon to go out of date. You can still do some shopping at upscale places, as long you stick to products/brands that you can't find at the cheapo markets and that give you the best mileage, not your day-to-day staples.

Joe, predictably, does the exact opposite of what's reasonable by buying generic brands and basic staples at the highest market rate. The key word in his justification for this isn't 'quality', it's 'one-stop'. He's an entitled lazy nigger who feels he deserves to have what he thinks is the best, and he wants to get it with as little effort as possible. His pea brain has established Uncle G's to be the perfect marriage of product quality and convenience and he therefore refuses to even consider an alternative. If it's not working out, then it's the world's fault for not conforming to his idiotic preconceptions.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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How is it the best quality when it's all name brand shit?! It would be the same in any store!!!! Coffee mate is just that, mission tortillas are the same everywhere! Egglands best is the same!!! Sure maybe his hamburgers and sausage are store brand, then go there and just buy that. Fuck he's stupid.
He could probably get coffee mate even cheaper on Amazon. I pretty much only get actual food like meat / chicken etc at the grocery store - other stuff (cleaning products, soap, toothpaste, deodorant, etc) you can buy on Amazon and something it’s cheaper than the store.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Now this is a lie
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One stop shopping? What else do you have to do all day, Joe?
 

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Glad people are calling this dope out. Literally everything he bought would be like $70 max at Shop Rite, Stop & Shop, etc. Funny Dawn brings up Publix, I actually found it to be much pricier than the stores back home in the Northeast when I lived in Florida.

Also hilarious for someone go to a specialty store like Uncle G’s that probably carries all sorts of fancy, small batch cheeses, oils, sausages, pickled products, etc. and buy fucking Sabretts tube steaks and Clausen pickles, most likely paying three times what they cost anywhere else.

By showing off shopping at Uncle G’s the retarded cow is trying to look like he has fancy, sophisticated preferences but he still has the taste buds of a low-class Walmart customer.
 
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LOL I love how he tries to pretend he goes to the snooty wop grocery store out of necessity, and not because he's a nigger-rich bum with zero impulse control. Joe, who doesn't even own any shirts with sleeves, has such refined tastes that only the high-end dago grocer can adequately meet his needs. And somehow it's still all Sleepy Joe's fault, too.
 

wbgreen

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He also just goes there because it appeals to his retarded "Italian heritage" identity. If the place were called Tío José's, and had all the same stuff at half the price, he'd never set foot in there. He's absurdly easy to market to and hoodwink, a real mark's mark.

The Cum. Bros are never Italian where it counts. They don't care at all about cooking, much less family dinners. They don't value family. They treated their own mother the complete opposite of how an Italian man is expected.

They're both dumb and have watched The Sopranos, that's as Italian as they get.
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

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The Cum. Bros are never Italian where it counts. They don't care at all about cooking, much less family dinners. They don't value family. They treated their own mother the complete opposite of how an Italian man is expected.

They're both dumb and have watched The Sopranos, that's as Italian as they get.
Nana has a giant sopranos poster, and proudly showed off he’s got Johnny Sac’s actors number in hs phone
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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He also just goes there because it appeals to his retarded "Italian heritage" identity. If the place were called Tío José's, and had all the same stuff at half the price, he'd never set foot in there. He's absurdly easy to market to and hoodwink, a real mark's mark.
Another MORON on this SHITBOARD thinking he knows anything about “Heritage”. What a surprise…..NOT!!!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

I’ll keep this history lesson BRIEF for you all. Since your attention spans are so WRAPPED by porn and video games:

The Italian people PROUDLY built this country. While your grandfathers were shitting their diapers, the Italian people were BUILDING this country. We have a strong history in this country of HARD WORK!!! It’s important that we continue to support or own. Something the retards on this bungrot website don’t seem to understand. I guess when you don’t know your dad, how could you know???🤣🤣🤣

What’s your backgrounds? Spanish? Must be with the example you gave. Guess what? My fourfathers didn’t break their backs just to have this country RUINED by a bunch of bean smelling IDIOTS who can’t even speak the Lord’s English. No offense Spaniards. That’s why Trump was re-elected. YOU. I almost owe you a thank you.😘😘😘

You will never know what it’s like to have a FAMILY and HERITAGE!!! In a way I’m almost sorry for you. Then again, you’re a bunch of shitbird REJECTS who still live at home with mommy. Wasting away and PROVIDING nothing for this country. Good riddance to you. ICE can’t come fast enough.😎😎😎

#LaFamiglia #🇮🇹PRIDE #MAGA
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

(631) 495-1073 (USA) [email protected]
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Another MORON on this SHITBOARD thinking he knows anything about “Heritage”. What a surprise…..NOT!!!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

I’ll keep this history lesson BRIEF for you all. Since your attention spans are so WRAPPED by porn and video games:

The Italian people PROUDLY built this country. While your grandfathers were shitting their diapers, the Italian people were BUILDING this country. We have a strong history in this country of HARD WORK!!! It’s important that we continue to support or own. Something the retards on this bungrot website don’t seem to understand. I guess when you don’t know your dad, how could you know???🤣🤣🤣

What’s your backgrounds? Spanish? Must be with the example you gave. Guess what? My fourfathers didn’t break their backs just to have this country RUINED by a bunch of bean smelling IDIOTS who can’t even speak the Lord’s English. No offense Spaniards. That’s why Trump was re-elected. YOU. I almost owe you a thank you.😘😘😘

You will never know what it’s like to have a FAMILY and HERITAGE!!! In a way I’m almost sorry for you. Then again, you’re a bunch of shitbird REJECTS who still live at home with mommy. Wasting away and PROVIDING nothing for this country. Good riddance to you. ICE can’t come fast enough.😎😎😎

#LaFamiglia #🇮🇹PRIDE #MAGA
Gonna laugh HARD when Trump deports Nana to El Salvador for looking like dirty sand nigger
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

(631) 495-1073 (USA) [email protected]
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Another MORON on this SHITBOARD thinking he knows anything about “Heritage”. What a surprise…..NOT!!!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

I’ll keep this history lesson BRIEF for you all. Since your attention spans are so WRAPPED by porn and video games:

The Italian people PROUDLY built this country. While your grandfathers were shitting their diapers, the Italian people were BUILDING this country. We have a strong history in this country of HARD WORK!!! It’s important that we continue to support or own. Something the retards on this bungrot website don’t seem to understand. I guess when you don’t know your dad, how could you know???🤣🤣🤣

What’s your backgrounds? Spanish? Must be with the example you gave. Guess what? My fourfathers didn’t break their backs just to have this country RUINED by a bunch of bean smelling IDIOTS who can’t even speak the Lord’s English. No offense Spaniards. That’s why Trump was re-elected. YOU. I almost owe you a thank you.😘😘😘

You will never know what it’s like to have a FAMILY and HERITAGE!!! In a way I’m almost sorry for you. Then again, you’re a bunch of shitbird REJECTS who still live at home with mommy. Wasting away and PROVIDING nothing for this country. Good riddance to you. ICE can’t come fast enough.😎😎😎

#LaFamiglia #🇮🇹PRIDE #MAGA
Also you are well versed in Joe speak, well done
 
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