Who would win in an OnA Forums Men’s Pillow Fight?

[Skatole C9H9N]

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Flat Broke Geno would steal the pillow and blankie and sleep on your couch.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Me.

 

[Turk February]

This is so fucking weird. Umm. Of the face fags I've seen either me or Boq. We got the most reach.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

@Mustard would win in a pillow bite

 

[H0meRunCumia]

This is so fucking weird. Umm. Of the face fags I've seen either me or Boq. We got the most reach.

I'd fuck you up boy.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Lmao it's on The Ocho just like in Dodgeball

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Lmao it's on The Ocho just like in Dodgeball

I noticed that too. Looked it up, apparently ESPN went with the joke and does "The Ocho" every so often for da bit and to fill time. Good on them, and credit given for making it look like a real low-rent pro fight.

 

[Owen Wall]

Half the users here would drop from heart attacks.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Lmao it's on The Ocho just like in Dodgeball

How fucking old is that movie? The world is creatively bankrupt.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I noticed that too. Looked it up, apparently ESPN went with the joke and does "The Ocho" every so often for da bit and to fill time. Good on them, and credit given for making it look like a real low-rent pro fight.

For whatever reason I caught a wiffleball game on it once. I thought I was dreaming, high, or dead.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

For whatever reason I caught a wiffleball game on it once. I thought I was dreaming, high, or dead.

Air guitar is a good one

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Air guitar is a good one

That sounds retarded. Disney ruined ESPN.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Obviously me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is there any rule saying you can't use one of those heavy as fuck buckwheat pillows? Guess what? I don't give a God damn, I'm doing it anyway. Dirtiest player in the game, baby.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is so fucking weird. Umm. Of the face fags I've seen either me or Boq. We got the most reach.

You know for a fact I'm an unbeatable competitor. Not only did I dominate the Canadian Thanksgiving No Sleep Challenge, it seems to have been the point that your life spiraled out of control. I ruined your life. Because I don't just win, I take souls.

And hands.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You know for a fact I'm an unbeatable competitor. Not only did I dominate the Canadian Thanksgiving No Sleep Challenge, it seems to have been the point that your life spiraled out of control. I ruined your life. Because I don't just win, I take souls.

And hands.

You would like to get in your jammies and wrestle with men in bed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You would like to get in your jammies and wrestle with men in bed.

Do you know what a man's soul tastes like? I do. It's tangy.

I am genuinely the antichrist and it is my destiny to become the greatest heel champion professional pillowfighting has ever seen.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Because I don't just win, I take souls.

Do you know what a man's soul tastes like? I do. It's tangy.

I'm guessing "soul" is now a euphemism for bussy?
shockingly the least gay Canadian post in a while

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm guessing "soul" is now a euphemism for bussy?
shockingly the least gay Canadian post in a while

I will behead you with The Great Buckwheat Pillow Of Moncton, New Brunswick.