Who was the best “wackpacker” on da show?

[Mr Ass]

I like that Lady Di is leading with 28 votes and Marion still has a big, fat goose egg.

Marion: You have zero votes.

 

[Pepper Hicks Pepper Spray]

Marion: You have zero votes.

You can't put one past her, I'll give her that

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The old school answer is neck and neck tie between Lady Di and Patti. They were the source of more brutal, classic bits than any of the cellar comedians talking about each others wardrobe. A newcomer who just found the show on youtube might give a silly answer like "Bobo" who was on the show for maybe 5 years. 6 tops, and they were the bitter lazy end festering in a fucking closet.

I find Di stuff funny but she really just was a drunken embarrassment. Patti is a sweet lady and I can’t laugh at her in good faith. Burr definitely decided he was over the show when they blindfolded and made her crawl through mousetraps for rent money. What was the deal with her living under the stairs at WNEW? Fake or above all else real? I’ll hang up and listen.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Pat from Moonachie

Louis "Twitchels" Centanni. Just kidding.

Random update on Twichels, he went on Artie’s podcast somewhere around 2017 and came out of the closet then asked any listeners if they wanted to date him. Because Artie’s audience is definitely comprised of gay millennials.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bobo goes to the DMV:

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bobo. And I hate Bobo. I know he was staff but Master Po was good retard for laughing at too.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

"Lil" Jimmy Norton

 

[That Dre]

I find Di stuff funny but she really just was a drunken embarrassment. Patti is a sweet lady and I can’t laugh at her in good faith. Burr definitely decided he was over the show when they blindfolded and made her crawl through mousetraps for rent money. What was the deal with her living under the stairs at WNEW? Fake or above all else real? I’ll hang up and listen.

How would you feel about a 40 year old virgin sending you hand written love letters?

Patti is a loser. She earned the name stlaker. She probably loved every second knowing her crushes Opie & Anthony were right upstairs all day while she laid on a couch.

Patti was a freeloader bumming off her friends, living on couches and calling O&A. She agreed to be in the contest, then her friends heard the show, got offended and kicked Patti out. The best part is O&A didn't even let Patti enter the contest. But they let her sleep under the brady bunch staircase.

She would do anything to be allowed in the club. Whenever they threatened to kick her off the show, she would fake cry and beg. She was a hateable woman regularly allowing herself to be degraded and she kept coming back for more abuse, No matter how many times O&A told her "We are NOT your friends."

Well, good for her getting a job and all. She should have married Fez though.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Patti was a swell gal

 

[Treat Yourself]

Well, good for her getting a job and all.

Didn't she work at a yogurt shop for like 25 years before Starbucks? Something like she got employee of the day or something in the 80s and she was still telling that story 20 years later.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

How would you feel about a 40 year old virgin sending you hand written love letters?

Patti is a loser. She earned the name stlaker. She probably loved every second knowing her crushes Opie & Anthony were right upstairs all day while she laid on a couch.

Patti was a freeloader bumming off her friends, living on couches and calling O&A. She agreed to be in the contest, then her friends heard the show, got offended and kicked Patti out. The best part is O&A didn't even let Patti enter the contest. But they let her sleep under the brady bunch staircase.

She would do anything to be allowed in the club. Whenever they threatened to kick her off the show, she would fake cry and beg. She was a hateable woman regularly allowing herself to be degraded and she kept coming back for more abuse, No matter how many times O&A told her "We are NOT your friends."

Well, good for her getting a job and all. She should have married Fez though.

What was the contest?

 

[LingerLonger]

Patti being told that Eddie the Murderer would house her and her crying on the air thinking that he had killed three people in a botched drug deal makes me laugh every single time. And also that the NYPD investigated his retarded story like it was real.

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

I'm voting for the admiral.

 

[DieNortonDie]

It was tippy Tom and then intern David. Bobo and Di were just tiresome all the time. Sure there’s gold with them, but it’s hours of squawking bullshit