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Some JUIIIIICCCCY highlights:
“The show has seamlessly carried on the O&Atradition of broadcasting a structureless, candid hangout among funny friends — with the occasional high-profile celebrity thrown in the mix.”
Has it? When was the last time it was a candid hangout with friends and not the Pornwhore / UFC fighter interview show?
"One of the things I love about them is I really enjoy shows where you feel like you’re hearing two guys talk, in Jim and Sam, who are friends and who I think are funny and it always feels like an actual conversation I'm just eavesdropping on," said comedian and American Ninja Warrior host Matt Iseman”
Imagine the nicest thing you can say about the show you like is “They can talk. They’re having a conversation. Nobody else is having a conversation.” Real stunning endorsement by an unfunny nobody faggot.
“In unpacking the past 15 months, praise is in order for how Jim and Sam not only successfully navigated the show around a pandemic, but that the program was brimming with compelling content and a strong laughter element as they did so…”
The only thing Jim and Sam should be praised for is being spared from the hospital trash burner at birth. Is navigating an all audio show hard to do during the pandemic when they did nothing of note in studio? The program is neither filled with compelling content or humor. In fact it has inverse effects on listeners, you want to turn it off or shoot yourself.
“The hosts continued to entertain the masses and provide a much-needed escape for listeners in the past year and change without a hitch via Zoom.”
No one saw an oasis in J&S during the pandemic. They would rather hitch themselves to the back of a pickup truck and paint their faces black than tune in to J&S.
“After the show further established its identity, landed more big guests, and kept the beaucoup laughs and engrossing discussions coming since their last contract, Jim and Sam will no doubt have angels on their side as their future is decided.”
Angels on their side? Dave Landau was a guest on their show, and we all know how angels treat his material. When have J&S ever provided a laugh or an interesting discussion? Are people interested in the amount of sugar in almonds? Which wrestler died before 30? The show has no identity beyond being hosted by two coattail sucking faggots from a popular radio show that went cold 10 years ago.
“We would love to come back because it's a really fun gig. And I'm always so paranoid that they don't want us, but I think we're going to come back because apparently the show is doing very well and they're putting all this stuff on the app, which I think is a great show of faith from the company."
Deranged little faggot. They don’t want you. Take a hint. “I THINK we’re going to come back…” very confident. Why do you say? “Because apparently the show is doing well…” VERY confident. What else? “And they’re putting all this stuff on the app.” WOW! THE BARE MINIMUM FOR HAVING A SHOW WITH THEM! I can’t tell if this is cope or they’re actually this stupid.
“The decision will be SiriusXM's, but locking down Jim and Sam to a lucrative long-term contract would undoubtedly be in their best interest. Why buy one banana at the bodega when you can have all of them? For J&S fans, anything less than all the bananas just wouldn't taste fresh.”
….I won’t comment on this and will let it speak for itself.
“The show hasn't solely become a bigger and bigger hit with SiriusXM subscribers, but with many of the celebrities that have been on as well.”
I’ll fix the typo: The show hasn’t become a bigger and bigger hit with SiriusXM subscribers.
(Insert long Ricky Gervais monologue talking about how J&S aren’t PC culture offended pussies)
Wow i’m really glad the way we gauge funniness isn’t actually being funny but your ability to tolerate or make edgy jokes.
“After a large sample size, it's clear Jim and Sam undercuts the competition by knowing comedy and interviews as well as they know bars, the last of which landed them on the Paramount Network’s Bar Rescue in August of 2019.”
Only the most provocative and intelligent comedians can make it on Bar Rescue. Also Lol…neither of these faggots know bars. Sam has never drank and Jim doesn’t either…
“Perhaps most disappointing of all in recent history was when Sam shaved his head last month and the broadcaster revealed a normal shaped dome to the surprise of many. It hurt even more that it paired well with his auburn beard to create a stylish new look for Roberts, who's climbed the ranks among WWE commentators”
Sam looks good? Is climbing the ranks among WWE? This really is a paid article.
“Sam, who rose up the Opie and Anthony and SiriusXM ranks by stirring the pot, is as comfortable as can be opposite Norton. While he often steers the show into Jim's wheelhouse for big laughs and memorable conversations, Roberts has also succeeded more and more over the program’s tenure in bringing the funny himself.”
Does he? Has he?
"I think he's really funny and he's smart and he's analytical and he's like a comedian,” Gervais said of Roberts.
If you ever needed proof Gervais is a faggot, here it is.
“What makes Norton's reactions so impactful for J&S is their authenticity. Jim regularly requests pre-show chatter be saved for the air so talking points solicit raw reactions and emotions for the audience.”
GENUINELY DUDE I WOULD TELL YOU IF MY REACTIONS WEREN’T AUTHENTIC GENUINELY DUDE MY TALKING POINTS ARE RAW
“”He's the antithesis of hypocrisy. ... I've never seen anyone so fair, even though he takes a comedic edge and he gets angry about stuff, he listens and he analyzes. ... He goes for what's funny, he slices through and goes for what's funny.” Gervais says.””
..ugh……..
“Norton's comedy and interviewing mastery has impressed his childhood hero Ozzy Osbourne.
"He's been a really good friend over the years; he's a good guy," Osbourne, who appeared on Jim and Sam with his wife Sharon last summer, told Forbes over the phone.”
This is really in the fucking article. Lol. No way Jim didn’t ask to put this in here.
"He's very quick; he's got a very quick brain," Ozzy added. "He reminds me of a younger version of Don Rickles. He's very much like him." Coincidentally, Norton portrayed Rickles in 2019's The Irishman.
Osbourne also likened Norton's ability to make people "belly laugh" in a social setting to Sam Kinison's.
Ok, did they actually interview Ozzy for this or did Jim just pretend to be him on the phone to Forbes? Actually, only a braindead drug addict would compare Norton to Rickles and Kinnison.
“He's so easy to be around. He's never been a bad guy, he's never been in a mood, he's never upset me. He's a good guy, I like having him around. I love seeing him," Ozzy said of Jim, his fan turned friend.”
Like he’s a fucking dog….He hasn’t been in a mood around you because he wants to suck your penis of darkness, Ozzy.
“Ricky knows that when the studio is packed with comics of their ilk (Vos, Bobby) the room becomes a lion's den with comedic murder assassins. ”
Whoever wrote this shit is a complete fag.
“To me, there's something really funny about a comedian, we know a bunch of these guys, where they drop out and they come back and they're timing is s*****. Guys that talk into the microphone,” said Jim,”
This is him describing the genius of his characters. Oh you thought he was talking about Chip? No, he’s talking about Doug Bell, who is totally not the same character with a different voice.
"On one end, you have this whole army of people that are obsessed with everything Doug Bell related ... and on the other end, I do get messages that are literally people saying, 'I stopped listening to the show and unsubscribed because of Doug Bell,’” Sam said. “I don't know what to tell you, I would never, never sit there and say, 'Hey Jim, this Doug Bell thing is becoming an issue.'
You really should, Sam. You really, really should.
“Now that the Jim and Sam crew is complete, it’s time for SiriusXM to manifest their appreciation for the far from cheugy entertainment titans and slam the money on the table like an aggressive tip at a sandwich shop.”
I hope this fucking author jumped out his window after writing this.
Oh no thith isthhh turrriblee….
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