Who the fuck is buying new iPhones every year like it’s a new call of duty release?

[NoBacon]

Seriously how does this business model still work?

Who in the right mind would buy a latest iPhone when they can get one half the price that’s older and the exact same?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bobby Kelly. He's a "tech guy" who knows nothing about "tech" or anything else.

 

[NoBacon]

Bobby Kelly. He's a "tech guy" who knows nothing about "tech" or anything else.

Big fat consoomers then basically?

WOWZORS WELP THE NEW SPIDER-MAN ^___—^

FUNKO POPS XD

STAR WARS!!

 

[Jizz]

my chick is on some apple lease plan and gets every new phone but never owns it! such a waste of money. it's cool that europe is forcing them to use USB C at least. lightning and micro usb ports are gay.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

tbh if you're buying call of duty every year you're just as much of a rube

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Women, jews, faggots

 

[NoBacon]

my chick is on some apple lease plan and gets every new phone but never owns it! such a waste of money. it's cool that europe is forcing them to use USB C at least. lightning and micro usb ports are gay.

Wtf what a stupid idea

 

[HH Brother]

I always wait until I absolutely need a new one, funster. My current iFunster is now paid off and I'm never getting another until the fucker breaks or it becomes so outdated it's unusable, funster.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Most carriers got rid of free phones after 2 years so as Jizz said you’re basically just leasing them.

 

[NoBacon]

I always wait until I absolutely need a new one, funster. My current iFunster is now paid off and I'm never getting another until the fucker breaks or it becomes so outdated it's unusable, funster.

Me too, I had to get one a few years back and I bought an iPhone 11 CASH and I will use it till it doesn’t turn on anymore.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[aRTie02150]

I've noticed an annoying amount of faggots use iPhones.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Ironically, it's a poor person purchase. Then people will look at them and think they're special. I guarantee you most millionares have old smartphones.

 

[Dog Eater]

I get given a new iphone by work every few years but even then they always buy the previous gen because it’s such a waste of money otherwise.

 

[NoBacon]

Ironically, it's a poor person purchase. Then people will look at them and think they're special. I guarantee you most millionares have old smartphones.

@McGowan6 just upgraded to morse code from carrier pigeon in his Edinburgh castle estate.

Edit. Is is spelled pigeon or pidgin? FUCK!

 

[HH Brother]

Me too, I had to get one a few years back and I bought an iPhone 11 CASH and I will use it till it doesn’t turn on anymore.

I don't even know what model I have right now, Baconster. Either 11 or 12? But I came up from a 4S or 5S. Easily 6 years or more between models.

They all do the same thing, and the cameras are intentionally kneecapped so they marginally improve them with the next model.

 

[NoBacon]

I don't even know what model I have right now, Baconster. Either 11 or 12? But I came up from a 4S or 5S. Easily 6 years or more between models.

They all do the same thing, and the cameras are intentionally kneecapped so they marginally improve them with the next model.

But this one has a greater number at the end… and IT’S PRO MAX! Welp! A minutes silence for those who only have the [x number] pro!

These people buy another ps5 because it’s got a Batman theme on it for a new game release.

 

[HH Brother]

But this one has a greater number at the end… and IT’S PRO MAX! Welp! A minutes silence for those who only have the [x number] pro!


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These people buy another ps5 because it’s got a Batman theme on it for a new game release.

PS5 is a $600 paperweight, Baconster. It's been out for years and there's still no reason to buy it.

 

[NoBacon]

PS5 is a $600 paperweight, Baconster. It's been out for years and there's still no reason to buy it.

but the switch has a different screen!

 

[Dog Eater]

but the switch has a different screen!

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Those first iphones made of dried onion meal tasted terrible.