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Who the fuck actually watched this movie?
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Who's the nigger bitch? Looks like Will Smiths nigger wife
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I don’t think it’s out yet. Is this expendables 5?
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Is mad mel in expendables 5?
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Wesley Snipes
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I gave the first one 5 minutes and I just couldn't. I loved all these guys in the 80s, and I get it, todays action hero is an 80 pound bi curious sexually ambiguous guy. But their time has passed
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Looks kinda like 2pacs mom these days
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Someone here a while ago said that Wesley Snipes looks like a California Raisin and it kills me every time I see him now.
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It's hilarious that Antonio Banderas was one of the best looking dudes in Hollywood but at a certain age, a little Mexican guy is just a little Mexican guy. He looks like Cheech Marin.
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Holy fuck I didnt recognize him. The 13th Bendajo
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Did Bill Regina Hill pull strings with his Hollyweird buddies to get his wife this role too?
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I saw the first two and overall they suck balls, I only remember this scene, which as that cooking retard would say “not baaad”
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I hope Antonio Banderas is the wheelman.
"Hey man, am I driving okay?"
"I think we're in park, man."
I never knew I wanted Tango and Cash do Up In Smoke, but I desperately do.
"Hey man, am I driving okay?"
"I think we're in park, man."
I never knew I wanted Tango and Cash do Up In Smoke, but I desperately do.
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contrarian turk here - the Expendables movies are fine for what they are. I've never watched one and gone "that sucked dick" except number two, but I enjoyed watching it suck dick.
CQ Beans
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Get to tha choppa!
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The second one is the best one. Van Damme rules.
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My internet was fucked up one time and the guy on the phone did some sort of reset or something and said it'd take around five minutes. I was prepared to go on hold for five minutes or just be totally silent for five minutes and this autist is like "Have you seen The Expendables 2?" I told him no and he proceeded to tell me the plot of the movie and go on about how the Dolph Lundgren character is his favourite because he's a badass genius. I was like "it sounds like they actually based the character on the actor. Dolph Lundgren is a really smart guy and has a masters degree in chemical engineering." And the guy wasn't interested in that at all, he just wanted to talk about The Expendables 2 to a guy who hasn't seen it.
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Is he the guy who fiddled with your settings and set your profile to private?
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