Who the fawk eats bugs?

[Not bad]

Bugs are vermin you idiot. The only reason people do eat them is because they're desperate to not starve to death.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Bug eaters.

 

[TheNanaDook]

Live in ze pod, nigger

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[eggfeller]

Sugar ants taste just like candy, child. Sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

If other bugs were as meaty as crustaceans, we'd eat em. Simple as.
Sure, you can break it down and ants are pound-for-pound more nutritious than everything else (or whatever I'm not going to look it up), but how are you going to make a pound of ants palatable? Ant scampi? Even the bigger ones are too much effort, and I don't eat much crab because it's a pain to get out of the shell. Breed me a june bug the size of a lobster and we'll talk.

 

[guest]

I used to eat ants as a small kid. Like 5-10 years old. They're sour.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

also many bugs contain chitins, not good for us

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

I ate the bugs once. I was bar hopping with some locals in Chiang Mai and we passed a street vendor with various barbecued insects on sticks. It was pretty obvious they were grossed out, but one of my buddy's cousins was looking to get colonized and she made some comment about getting bugs thinking I'd balk. No chance there, bitch. When I travel I consider myself an ambassador, so I immediately said I'd treat everyone and made those niggers eat bugs with me.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I had grasshopper tacos at one of Jose Andres's restaurants in DC. I recall them having the same chitinous texture of pork rinds without any flavor, aside from the added sauces/cheese. Just bland.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I used to eat ants as a small kid. Like 5-10 years old. They're sour.

That was cum, funster.

 

[HH Brother]

 

[guest]

I had grasshopper tacos at one of Jose Andres's restaurants in DC. I recall them having the same chitinous texture of pork rinds without any flavor, aside from the added sauces/cheese. Just bland.

Oyamel rules

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was scared of hornworms when I was a kid and I wouldn't eat one unless there was a gun to my head now. I was supposed to get them off the tomatoes when I saw them and I'd get the willies so bad from having to touch them I'd be shuddering for the next five minutes. I remember my little cousins letting them crawl around their hands and being like "look, they can't hurt you." Fuck you, kid, they're creepy and I don't want to touch them.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I had grasshopper tacos at one of Jose Andres's restaurants in DC. I recall them having the same chitinous texture of pork rinds without any flavor, aside from the added sauces/cheese. Just bland.

if you had to compare it to old taco meat, how old would you say it tasted?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Whenever my one buddy's kid was being a pussy about bugs when he was little, my other buddy would just eat the bug in front of him. I saw him do it with a ladybug and multiple junebugs. The guy who ate the bugs' daughter got me to eat an ant one time when she was like 7. She said they taste like lemons. It legit tasted like lemon. That same kid thinks I'm fucked up because I eat dandelions and she refuses to try one.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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You vill eat ze calamari. You vill live in ze sinkhaus. You vill party at Aria und you vill be happy, bray.

 

[Stent]