Who is your favorite Main Character Pat has created?

[Brooke Shields]

Mine is the 24yo (trapped inside a 17yo's body due to space travel) with a retarded hacky name. She ate at a space McDonalds within the second chapter of the book!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Like I could name one of his books, let alone his characters.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Was Fonald Plump a main character? It's that kind anachronistic edgy social commentary I want to read in my free time.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

In reality she would be space raped and space trafficked for her space pussy

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The motorcycle fuchiative is a pretty good character.

 

[Jenna]

Tyson Abington. Instead of Patrick self-inserting himself into a plucky female space captain, it's him self-inserting into an Elon Musk Tony Stark type of billionaire.

The entire context of the Space Chili's scene is to get across that Tyson is too fancy and important to be eating slop like a commoner. How painful and excruciating is it for a man with such refined taste to suffer through peasant food. He wrote this scene drunk at Hooligans after dining on a Boy Burger and bowl of cummy soup.

 

[Meownaw]

Even his descriptions are shit

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Tyson Abington. Instead of Patrick self-inserting himself into a plucky female space captain, it's him self-inserting into an Elon Musk Tony Stark type of billionaire.

The entire context of the Space Chili's scene is to get across that Tyson is too fancy and important to be eating slop like a commoner. How painful and excruciating is it for a man with such refined taste to suffer through peasant food. He wrote this scene drunk at Hooligans after dining on a Boy Burger and bowl of cummy soup.

"Tysons penis prepared for phase two"

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[CuntFucker .]

I don't like any of his characters but the most memorable would be Niggerkiller 88.

 

[captain_kamala]

captain susan kamala

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

What no Ansel Deepspade fans?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

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['THE NIGGER MAN']

Judgement Debtor Patrick S Tomlinson seems like a broke-dick loser.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

A character named "Firstname Lastname" would make me stop reading the book.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Bennex is a faggot

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I like the “young... so young.” Asian child prostitute who the main character has to basically force himself not to have sex with. The way she still speaks like Mr. Yunioshi despite being a child living on a space ship which left earth centuries ago is particularly insightful.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

That's a tough one, man, because all of his characters are basically just him. Especially the gay black woman

 

[Phish]

I like MM Krill, Paul Weimer, and Brinton Resto the best.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Nigger.

 

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