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Who is this faggot?

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This commercial pisses me off so much. What kind of dipshit needs to wear their backwards hat while they shave?

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Fuck this raised eyebrows smug cunt and his faggot father. If my Dad calls me when I'm shaving I don't fucking answer and call him back in 5 minutes. WE don't gab about beauty products like a couple of CUNTS. And if I was gay enough to let me dad SEE me shave he'd call me a retarded faggot for wearing a hat like that while I do it. Grow up and be a man you cunt, and stop enabling this annoying behavior you old man trying to act young. End gym rant.
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My father worked for Gilette for like 35 years (retired with a pension too, times have changed) and stole so much shit from them that one of the state troopers wanted to investigate him for theft when his second wife died. He had an entire room just filled with razor blades and deodorant.I never paid for toiletries into my 20s. That's all I got on Gillette.
 
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Gillette I think knows they are doomed due to electric shavers. They’re in bed with globohomo 100% and just being the biggest faggots they can be on the way out.

Also that jew actor and the son actor should be beaten to death. A more realistic ad would be the dad is a daddy and the son is a twink and he’s watching his gay lover twink shave his balls. The average man has more in common with this concept than whatever garbage that ad is.
 
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Rutherford_b_Blaze said:
My father worked for Gilette for like 35 years (retired with a pension too, times have changed) and stole so much shit from them that one of the state troopers wanted to investigate him for theft when his second wife died. He had an entire room just filled with razor blades and deodorant.I never paid for toiletries into my 20s. That's all I got on Gillette.
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But was it Gillette LABS?!?
 
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Dog Eater said:
Gillette I think knows they are doomed due to electric shavers. They’re in bed with globohomo 100% and just being the biggest faggots they can be on the way out.

Also that jew actor and the son actor should be beaten to death. A more realistic ad would be the dad is a daddy and the son is a twink and he’s watching him shave his balls.
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I bought one of those 30 packs of mach 3 blades at Costco maybe 2 years ago and still have most of them. Don't think I've been clean shaven since around 2019. Just use the razor to clean up the neck and upper cheeks and keep my faggy perma-stubble trimmed with a Philips electric number. I shaved every morning from about 16 to 35 and can't be fucked now that I don't have to.

So yeah, fuck Gillette
 
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Baby childs, you are noT lisTening to whaT the TheaD has To Say (hits table with each word).

This isn'T abouT gilleTTe. I made this TheaD and I am Talking. You don'T geT to speak.

Who the fuck is this faggot? It represents so much of what I hate. Non chalant faggots. Someone asks "What are you doing?" one word answer "Shaving.".....Boom! Dude! Done!....only other acceptable answer for a man: "Fucking shaving. Mind your own business.".....I'm sick of this kind of shit "What are you doing?" (Smiles, shrugs shoulders, tilts and shakes head) "HaAad to get a shave in!"....... DID YA?!?!?!
 
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Norma Buster's Beefers said:
Baby childs, you are noT lisTening to whaT the TheaD has To Say (hits table with each word).

This isn'T abouT gilleTTe. I made this TheaD and I am Talking. You don'T geT to speak.

Who the fuck is this faggot? It represents so much of what I hate. Non chalant faggots. Someone asks "What are you doing?" one word answer "Shaving.".....Boom! Dude! Done!....only other acceptable answer for a man: "Fucking shaving. Mind your own business.".....I'm sick of this kind of shit "What are you doing?" (Smiles, shrugs shoulders, tilts and shakes head) "HaAad to get a shave in!"....... DID YA?!?!?!
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Ok but what did you think of the ad? Good right?
 
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Rutherford_b_Blaze said:
My father worked for Gilette for like 35 years (retired with a pension too, times have changed) and stole so much shit from them that one of the state troopers wanted to investigate him for theft when his second wife died. He had an entire room just filled with razor blades and deodorant.I never paid for toiletries into my 20s. That's all I got on Gillette.
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I’m no psychologist but I think your dad was a kleptomaniac.
 
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The whole commercial feels like some out-of-touch marketing executive saw a Sebastian Maniscalco special and decided to recreate that "me and my crazy Italian father!" dynamic without actually hiring Sebastian.
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90% of marketing people are useless faggots. I work with one girl who does a good job at it and is absolutely adorable, so this is why I'm giving 10% of them the benefit of the doubt.
 
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