Who is our Saint

[42069]

There can be only one child

 

[peckafacce]

Can't be a true saint until you die.

 

[42069]

Can't be a true saint until you die.

Would you consider Apostlegate to be a miracle?

 

[Coonskin]

Jews hate Mel so he is automatically a Saint

 

[Chive Turkey]

Norm is Our Father, who resides in heaven and is still hilarious. He bore a heavy burden silently for many years, choosing to make people laugh instead of cry. One could say that He died for our loffs. Every day we should strive to follow the example He has set.

Mel belongs in the ranks of saints, individuals who performed great deeds during their lives and are worthy of veneration by brothermen. St. Mel is the patron saint of masculinity, outdoor plumbing and dentists.

 

[based and white pilled]

Totally fair time to make the poll, child.

-Damian

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Can't be a true saint until you die.

We're all dead, child. Our lives ended when he said they did

 

[Guyincognito]

Where’s Patrice O’neal in this? The Holy Shit?

 

[Harry Powell]

the framing that we can only have one is pure bullshit. That’s not canon

 

[guest]

Caverlock posting the KF thread.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Where’s Patrice O’neal in this? The Holy Shit?

He’s in slum Heaven

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

If the actual Mel Gibson found out that an online troll forum considered him their patron saint and had religious-tier devotion to him - simply because of that time his ex recorded him saying he hopes she gets raped by a pack of niggers - you guys realize Mel would tell you to leave him the fuck alone and don't bother him with your insane horseshit?

There's no way that story ends with drunk Mel pulling out a chair at some haughty Malibu bar, an intrigued grin on his face.