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Who is injecting pat's cat to keep it alive while he goes on all these vacations?

captain_kamala

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doesn't seem like something a pet sitter would be qualified to do. definitely not friends or family. hmm.
 

Prince Bvstin

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Of course it's not just a cat. It's a highly trained feline killing machine that will literally fuck you up in a quick second. Nobody ever had a cat as bad ass as this, its the best cat, the only cat that scratches people and catches mice at a rate of maybe 2 a week, this cat was handpicked by the Navy Seals to fight in the Gulf but they had to withdraw it from the front line because it kept going on rogue lone wolf missions against the orders of command, this cat killed Fidel Castro in a covert psy-op forcing Cuba to install a fake double US asset. This cat... THIS CAT.... Ohh wait, its just like any other cat, stupid.
 
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