Who are the ugliest members of the SFWA?

[💩💩💩💩]

It would be fun for me to doodle more than our piggy but I've been out of the loop for a while, who in the SFWA looks most like a farm animal?

 

[captain_kamala]

cat rambo looks like a damn gargoyle
mary robinette has the most disgusting wrinkles and warts

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Marianne Cowl looks like a cowflop with warts

 

[guest]

Tulip is the most disgusting

 

[Cyberatorquer]

the ugliness of their souls can be felt when around them, loosely quoting JDA

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

They are all abominations, but Cat Rambo is literally a bloated corpse with gravedigger teeth.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Patrick S Tomlinson
Cat Rambo
Paul Weimer
Natalie Luehrs
Mary Kowall
Jon Scalzi

All hideously ugly abominations that go against nature, and make you question the existence of a just and loving God.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I was gonna make a joke about "who's the most retarded person in ________" but there actually are variations of uber retardation so it wouldn't make sense.
Fat's is an ubermensch retard

 

[Jenna]

Natalie Luehrs

Thank you, I forgot her name but remembered her hideous, witch-like face.

 

[AntSucks]

They all look like pears at various stages of overripeness

 

[Stent]

Cat Rambo. Dog ugly at any angle, age or lighting.

This thread needs photos.

 

[RobertMewler]

Female: Cat Rambo

Male: Shaun Duke

 

[MonsterSteve]

Cat Rambo

 

[guest]

Cat Rambo for sure...She even named herself after an animal out of shame.

Cats are by default, ALL more beautiful than her though.

 

[The REAL JDA]

Might I introduce you to Merc Fenn Woolfmoor. They/Them.

 

[The REAL JDA]

Board member Phoebe Barton. Don't misgender "her".

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

What about that scooter-bound blobfish lady? Was she a member?

 

[RobertMewler]

What about that scooter-bound blobfish lady? Was she a member?

No, Melissa Blake is not part of them.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

What about that scooter-bound blobfish lady? Was she a member?

she looks like jimmy in a wig

 

[Easily_Remembered]