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I feel like most would say Nana but my moneys on Joseph Spud. He's so bloated and fat and plus I think he's like 6'1 or something... Everyone knows that giant people like Joe tend to die first.
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Which Cumia brother dies and goes to hell first?
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Nana only dies first if Manbody Missy takes him out.
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Overall I think Joe is in better shape than Nana. He at least tries somewhat with vitamins, doesn’t drink as much and he’s more active (busy schedule busking for coins). He eats some home cooked meals although they look like udder shit.
But to answer the original question: I don’t know, man. It’s a tough one.
But to answer the original question: I don’t know, man. It’s a tough one.
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All very true for sure. Anthony could definitely kick it first. Hell it might be way funnier to watch Joe try to continue living after Nana goes and stops providing.
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I want to see Joe, Dawn and Missy fight over whatever assets he leaves behind.
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Has anyone done an estimate on Anthony's net worth? Everyone jokes that he's completely broke, but he obviously has some money. I wonder how much.
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Not sure but it’s definitely a lot less. I’m almost certain Joe’s allowance was either cut off entirely or greatly reduced. Joe has had to sell off a few of his Chinese knockoffs, is taking on a lot more gigs, was way behind on his electric bill and bitches about minor expenditures.
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He also has a lot more overhead these days. He just bought that house in SC, pays rent on the apartment in Mineola (rents in that building are over 3k per month), pays for the studio and staff in NYC plus utilities for all the aforementioned locations. He is supporting Manbody Missy as well.
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Nana has a bad ticker, a severe alcohol (and probably pill) addiction, and lives in a constant state of rage.
Joe is a father of…father of FOUR!, somewhat tries to be healthier, engages in a physical hobby which will keep his brain sharper relatively speaking, and seems to be a bit more calm despite his occasional rage posts.
The only thing Nana has on Joe is being younger. I wouldn’t be surprised if Granny Cumia died within 3 years.
Joe is a father of…father of FOUR!, somewhat tries to be healthier, engages in a physical hobby which will keep his brain sharper relatively speaking, and seems to be a bit more calm despite his occasional rage posts.
The only thing Nana has on Joe is being younger. I wouldn’t be surprised if Granny Cumia died within 3 years.
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If Nana expires in some mysterious or unexpected way in the next few years, either Joe or Missy killed him.
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Nana will have a feeding tube before the end of the decade. By Roe Cumia logic, that means he will be dead. Feed Nana!
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6 foot 1 isn't giant..but it's also not old people's height. I have a uncle who is 6 foot 7 and it's just a matter of time before he dies and I am not putting myself forward to carrying the coffin
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I would've said Ant but Di is still alive so what the fuck.
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6'1 was big enough to get Joe the attention of a movie star so idk wtf you're talking about.
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Drunks are hard to kill. Joe has an obese, diseased body and is on a battery of medications. I don't think moderate doses of TRT are going to kill Nana.
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Someone needs to put a stake through Nana's heart
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I hope it's Nana just to see Joe panic on Facebook on how he's going to pay his bills, funster.
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Yes he had one the same time Fez had his first heart attack and has at least one stent. During the Fez loves Dawn bit Fez said Anthony and Joe wanted to beat him up, which Ron called a "stent-fight" alluding to Ant's stent as well.