Which alter ego discovery made you laugh harder?

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

James Hefner or Torque Wheeler?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

It's a tough one man...

I'll say this, they're both fucking deluded fat dimwits.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Pat, easily. Joe is a buffoon, but he wasn't lying about playing music. Pat's thing was way out there. And him accidentally blowing his own cover by probably being drunk

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Pat, easily. Joe is a buffoon, but he wasn't lying about playing music. Pat's thing was way out there. And him accidentally blowing his own cover by probably being drunk

Solid argument Brotherman. My only point for Joe is that his thought process was clearly "who are the two coolest guys in the history" and combined James Bond with Hugh Hefner.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

This one is way better. James Hefner was a sideways move to avoid having gigs cancelled. It was extremely funny but it's an alter ego for what he already did. Plus artists have new pseudonyms all the time.

Torque Wheeler is a guy scamming people into thinking he has years of experience doing something that is, at best, a passing interest. It's a complete lateral move into a poorly thought out side-hustle because the main career is on the downslide. How do you claim you have been doing something for years when you have an army of people documenting your every stupid online move?

My only point for Joe is that his thought process was clearly "who are the two coolest guys in the history" and combined James Bond with Hugh Hefner.

Pat thought up a Bob the Builder style car repair service by combining torque and wheels. Aces beat kings

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

 

[MonsterSteve]

Joe is a harmless idiot. Patrick needs to be removed from this planet.

 

[Cuphead]

Torque and it's not even close. Joe is such a buffon I can't even hate him anymore. At least at a point he got some self awareness

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Joe was really funny but this Pat thing has permanently removed my ribs.

 

[Opie Army]

Has anyone pointed out that Torque Mangoo or whatever that fake blog name is, that was probably used as a posts by ghosts sales presentation.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

James Hefner will always be hilarious, just Rick has such a level of retardedness and hatred, when he does shit like this it matches in faawkin loffs. Dan should be sending Rick an Amazon gift card for this. Or maybe some posters can expect the knock and this was all apart of his plan……

 

[TorqueWheeler]

James Hefner will always be hilarious, just Rick has such a level of retardedness and hatred, when he does shit like this it matches in faawkin loffs. Dan should be sending Rick an Amazon gift card for this. Or maybe some posters can expect the knock and this was all apart of his plan……

If only there was a podcast where he could make the big reveal.

 

[guest]

Torque Wheeler is the most embarrassing fucking thing I've ever seen. Larping as a badass mechanic. "Chief grease monkey." What a hilarious fat joke he is.

 

[guest]

Has anyone pointed out that Torque Mangoo or whatever that fake blog name is, that was probably used as a posts by ghosts sales presentation.

No because Posts by Ghost is a fake company that doesn’t do anything like that

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Torque Wheeler by a mile. James Hefner was a Hall of Fame moment but somehow Pat managed to out-Joe Joe Cumia. Like 40 years from now when I'm senile, I'll hear the word "torque" and still instantly think about how fat and stupid Pat is.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Solid argument Brotherman. My only point for Joe is that his thought process was clearly "who are the two coolest guys in the history" and combined James Bond with Hugh Hefner.

Torque Wheeler sounds like something a child came up with. It's just two random car words put together. "my name is Engine Tailpiper, you wouldn't get it, it's a car thing"

 

[guest]

It’s hard because they both really personify why each of them are tremendous lol cows.

James Hefner = combining the names of James Bond and Hugh Hefner, two Cool Guys, but ending up sounding like a bumbling moron (with Hefner being an inadvertent cow reference)

Torque Wheeler = professional author trying to come up with a cool guy car name, but lacking any creativity or cleverness and picking something you’d see in a capeshit movie for 7 year olds. This one is funnier because Pat always talks about how anonymity is for cowards

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Torque Wheeler sounds like something a child came up with. It's just two random car words put together. "my name is Engine Tailpiper, you wouldn't get it, it's a car thing"

Even the kids movie Cars didn't have characters with names as stupid as Torque Wheeler.

 

[handsomeblue]

I chose James Hefner because of how he created it from his sister's husband's name (Hugh Bond = James Bond Hugh Hefner) even though Torque got me good, but you can't deny the negative brilliance that goes into the bovine's schemes, Pat is autistic-retarded but Joe is profoundly retarded.

 

[Torque Army]

I chose James Hefner because of how he created it from his sister's husband's name (Hugh Bond = James Bond Hugh Hefner) even though Torque got me good, but you can't deny the negative brilliance that goes into the bovine's schemes, Pat is autistic-retarded but Joe is profoundly retarded.

Hugh Bond might have garbage taste in women, he rolled with the punches when Fez dubbed him "Fat Opie"