Where we at with Supermanlover?

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Superman is now a bisexual cock gobbler who is dating a "refugee hacktivist" twink who looks like Sam Pepper.

DC Comics reveal that latest Superman character is bisexual

In an upcoming comic the new reiteration of Superman, Jon Kent, will be pictured in a same-sex kiss.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

Is this another one of the Dogma guy's gay brain children?

 

[Raymond]

On some podcast they claimed that those characters are getting fagged up to fuck the heirs of the original creator out of royalties. Would be funny if the reasoning behind it wouldn't even more cynical than I thought before.

 

[AntSucks]

Where are the bits where he fights criminals?

 

[captain_kamala]

when i think superman, i think lgbtq

 

[Snake]

This is progress, child.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

SuperGay.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Where are the bits where he fights criminals?

You see, now he fucks them!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

This is progress, child.

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When you're the strongest, most powerful man in the world, someone who can fly around the Earth in a matter of seconds, a man for whom stopping asteroids is akin to tossing aside a child's toy, how else are you gonna get your kicks?

 

[Chapel]

Has Kevin Smith cried or is he still having a wank?

 

[Hamburger Jones]

'Oh shoot/Get a loada that fruit
In thigh high boots/Red tighty-whities and blue cat suit (Holy homos!)'
MF DOOM - Batty Boyz

Does this mean his kryptonite is now a plump delicious cunt?

 

[guest]

When every superhero is gay they'll have nothing left to grab headlines.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The obvious step up from killing off superheroes is, obviously, having them start sucking dick.

 

[victor_sanchez]

This is progress, child.

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is this from the snyder cut?

 

[EraGodless]

Of course he's a bisexual minor. LOL. Faggots.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Superman was always gay and Jewish.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This will lead to having Superman changed to Superperson.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This is progress, child.

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still less faggoty than The Justice League