Where we at with making sure you're in the right lane at every red light so that people behind you can't turn?

[Smeckler's Powder]

I love watching 'em seethe.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

me in the car behind you.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Thats just mean

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Thats just mean

Well hey, maybe I have no idea I'm doing it? Maybe I have no idea that there are other humans around at all? Perhaps I've never even considered how the road signs/lane paint/gravel even got here in the first place?

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, your traffic lights frighten and confuse me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my Cutlass Supreme and run off into the hills or whatever.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Getting Denis Leary "Asshole" song vibes

SNIFF

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Especially so faggots like this are stuck behind you.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Well hey, maybe I have no idea I'm doing it? Maybe I have no idea that there are other humans around at all? Perhaps I've never even considered how the road signs/lane paint/gravel even got here in the first place?

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, your traffic lights frighten and confuse me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my Cutlass Supreme and run off into the hills or whatever.

I would contest then, that you must be a complete faggot and should be immediately executed for said faggotry. Not sure either of our arguments would work well, tobehonestwitya.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I would contest then, that you must be a complete faggot and should be immediately executed for said faggotry. Not sure either of our arguments would work well, tobehonestwitya.

I'm siding with you.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I love watching 'em seethe.

How's life at home?

 

[SensibleKeks]

When I'm driving on a road with a single lane, I go 5 mph slower than the speed limit.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I keep various weapons handy in my car. I'm not saying I'd ever use them, but it's comforting to know I have them just in case.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I keep various weapons handy in my car. I'm not saying I'd ever use them, but it's comforting to know I have them just in case.

I've got knives.

 

[DieNortonDie]

I’m from NYC so you can’t make a right on red

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I’m from NYC so you can’t make a right on red

lol fucking shithole

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I've got knives.

Bespoke?

Honestly, that doesn't bother me. What I absolutely despise are (of course) people who neglect to use their turn signals, and people who feel that it's necessary to almost come to a complete stop while turning.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I've got knives.

Me too, plus a hammer, a length of chain with a padlock on the end, half a pool cue and a brick.

lol fucking shithole

I am in New fucking Jersey, where the opposite is true, you can turn right on red as long as it doesn't specifically say you can't. And you'd goddamned well better, too.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

and a brick.

you drive around with a loose brick in your car?

do you realize thats dangerous as fuck?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

you drive around with a loose brick in your car?

do you realize thats dangerous as fuck?

It's in the back, under the seat. It keeps my portable air compressor from sliding around. Sometimes there's just no substitute for a nice brick.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Bespoke?

Elephant tusk handles, yes

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Me too, plus a hammer, a length of chain with a padlock on the end, half a pool cue and a brick.

A fellow Eagle Scout I see!