Where we at with having some useless odd talents?

[aRTie02150]

I can make the most convincingly realistic armpit fart noises. I don't even need to flap my arm up and down either. I can make it look like I'm completely still.

I peaked with them during standardized testing in High School. We were in the gymnasium doing the test and I kept doing armpit farts until I got kicked out. Everyone was laughing thinking they were real.

Sniff

 

[RobertMewler]

I can mimic a couple of variations of a baby crying. And I used to be able to do a horse neigh.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can jump on a pogo stick indefinitely.

 

[Stent]

I can throw a football further than anyone else but only when nobody is looking.

 

[Calculating Bovinity]

I'm ambidextrous (converted to right-hander as a kid) and I have no real use for it because I'm not an athlete and don't play any instruments

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Tables.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I've got a great ass

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I can flick quarters off my ankle

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I can mimic a couple of variations of a baby crying. And I used to be able to do a horse neigh.

Age.

 

[Stlaker Child]

I can bend my fingers all the way back to my wrist

 

[Zombie247]

I have a 9 inch tongue, and can breath through my ears.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I can mimic Nana’s impersonations pretty well. Not the people he’s impersonating, but his impersonation of the people he’s impersonating. My best ones are Dice and Jesse. I do these impersonations, you’d think it was the real people.

Jesse Ventura?

That's a difficult voice to do. You do that wheezy, blown-out throat thing, but with this accent that I find difficult to figure out.

 

[sShenaniganz]

I'm really good at balancing things on top of each other. I balanced 3 boxes of raisins on a pencil instead of paying attention in class once.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I'm really good at balancing things on top of each other. I balanced 3 boxes of raisins on a pencil instead of paying attention in class once.

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Nice nigger classmates, stupid.

 

[bovinebrain]

Jesse Ventura?

That's a difficult voice to do. You do that wheezy, blown-out throat thing, but with this accent that I find difficult to figure out.

Not my best work but here's some peak autism for ya

 

[aRTie02150]

Not my best work but here's some peak autism for ya

That's actually really good.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I can pick up a steel chair with my toes.

 

[guest]

Not my best work but here's some peak autism for ya
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Lol, that's really good!

 

[sShenaniganz]

Nice nigger classmates, stupid.

The fat one is a lesbian who converted to Judiasm for her girlfriend

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Not my best work but here's some peak autism for ya

That CAN'T be you!

But then would the real Jesse namecheck Patrick Tomlinson??

I'd give that a 9.5.