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It’s a pretty great feeling, especially when you’re from out of town, they don’t know your real name, or have your phone number.
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That's what's upIt’s a pretty great feeling, especially when you’re from out of town, they don’t know your real name, or have your phone number.
That's what's up.This weakens you and strengthens her. Ravish her, but do so while re-circulating your seminal fluid toward the sacral chakra. You don't need to deceive her about your name or number either. Simply tell her "The wind blows wherever it pleases. You hear its sound, but you cannot tell where it comes from or where it is going. So it is with I, the man who is going to usher us into a state of mutual rhapsody.”
She will obey you.
nah, I'm outWear a rubber, B.
i really don't get this, pulling out and jerking off, what's the point then? i'd rather wear a broken rubber bNot worth it, and plus its more satisfying to shoot your load on them
I fucked this jewish chick once. I didn't know it at first, but when I started banging her doggy I noticed her asshole looked like the Star of David.Not smart. These 23 and me kikes (and Mormons) will catch up with you eventually. Even if you never take one (and you shouldn’t) all it takes is one member of your immediate family to do it and find out they have a cousin or nephew that they didn’t know about. It’s happening to tons of people since these things became popular.
It's a tough one. On the one hand, condoms suck. On the other, unless these random women are all guaranteed to be on birth control, you run the risk of being a nigger/Tomlinson absent father.
i really don't get this, pulling out and jerking off, what's the point then? i'd rather wear a broken rubber b
I fucked this jewish chick once. I didn't know it at first, but when I started banging her doggy I noticed her asshole looked like the Star of David.
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