Where we at with broadcasting our insecurities to the world and pretending it's confidence

[captain_kamala]

Get some fucking shapewear before I start pregnancy rumors, mary
The shoe choice is absolutely atrocious

 

[Meownaw]

You were right Mary and we were wrong!

 

[guest]

Get some fucking shapewear before I start pregnancy rumors, mary
The shoe choice is absolutely atrocious

Her shoes look like they should be sticking out from underneath Dorothy's house

 

[captain_kamala]

Her shoes look like they should be sticking out from underneath Dorothy's house

i guarantee you that's her one and only pair of "nice" shoes

 

[Clint Ruin]

pregnancy rumors

She's at least a decade removed from that being even a little bit believable.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Nice old lady shoes, stupid. She'll probably try to auction off that farted in dress for $1000 now.

 

[NoBacon]

It’s what fat people do, being fat is great! I don’t care what you say! Most people are fat so it’s okay.

I loathe fat people. Stop eating you fat cunts.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Who ever decided "down-syndrome" was a disability? My brain is extremely retarded and I am awesome.

 

[RobertMewler]

Hagatha Christie
Plain Jane Austen
Virginia Woof
Edith WeighsATon

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Her shoes don’t even match her dress. Nice wearing clothes to accentuate your lack of shape, stupid.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

1. Nice haircut, stupid. Did Stevie Wonder trim your hair with a steak knife?

2. Nice stage that looks like a karaoke bar, stupid. Which Journey song are we doing, Separate Ways or Don’t Stop Believing?

3. Nice dress, stupid. Did you find it in the kitchen curtains section of Lowes?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

What a disgusting hag. She's really giving Cat Rambo a run for her money in the frumpy and grotesque category.

 

[guest]

i guarantee you that's her one and only pair of "nice" shoes

Like the rest of her kind she doesn't have toes and prefers to cram her demonic feet into "comfortable, sensible" shoes.

 

[RoTheHo69]

nature decided it

 

[FurBurger]

Plain Jane Austen

Nice

 

[Mike Glyer]

What a disgusting hag. She's really giving Cat Rambo a run for her money in the frumpy and grotesque category.

Let's not go overboard. Cat Rambo is a black hole of human attractiveness. Mary Miscarry skims along the event horizon.

I stand by my unpopular opinion that if Mary gave a shit and tried to look nice she could be fuckable. But she's one of those feminists that thinks makeup and shaving = giving into the patriarchy.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Hagatha Christie
Plain Jane Austen
Virginia Woof
Edith WeighsATon

Ayn Bland
Edith Wartface
Susan Skintag
Harpy Lee
Mary Smelley

 

[RobertMewler]

Ayn Bland
Edith Wartface
Susan Skintag
Harpy Lee
Mary Smelley

Those are so fucking good. TYFYS.

 

[guest]

almost didnt recognize her...she looks different in selfies than pics taken by others.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Get some fucking shapewear before I start pregnancy rumors, mary

inflated rhombus is a shape