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Where we at wit using O&A sayings so often that people in your life start using them?

DMAN

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Wha happen?

I do it so often that I have had girlfriends and nephews/nieces start saying O&A type things, and I will ask where they heard that. Because I forget I even say these things, and I start to panic thinking they are secret O&A pests and that I will not remember the secret mason handshake and Quashi will banish me from the group.

Sure I did use O&A speech when the show was going, but it's really ramped up in the years since it ended. Probably as some type of coping mechanism for losing out on it in my daily life, I'm starting to develop that Auntie Cumia tick where you have to blurt out the voice saying the thing whenever certain words trigger it. You have to do it, to get the poison out.

I got OCD... I can do this all day. Uhh-Boy. Ya kiddin. How did it happen?

Do it up nice. Just a little bit. LIL BIT, just a taste. A touch. Just a little touch of the white glove. White glove treatment. White glove! HOO-HOO, I uhhhhh invented the little dawgy company.....

It's easy enough to explain away some of those drops, because some of them come from funny prank calls or other short little clips that are easily accessible to non-fans. It's where you get into the [exaggerated] FAWK!!! You fawking DWOPES!!! - type territory that I get scared about how i subconsciously am communicating like a shock jock stuck in 1998. HOLY S!!!!

I thought it was cute when forum members had their children reciting O&A memes in voice clips. Pass the heritage down to the next generation.

This past holiday I forced the kids in my family to gather and listen to Rocking Around The Christmas Tree specifically for "Maybe we'll have some fuckin pie" They fawking HOWLED and grandma couldn't say shit about it because technically it's not real. That's what WE DO NOW!!!
 
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“Nice ___, stupid” and “____, comment?”are staples at work to the point I have other coworkers saying it. He stinks and I don’t like him is fairly popular too. All in with da and wwaw get a lot of rotation from me.

I’m also good for “but enough of this palaver, let’s get this show on the road” when people are dicking around. That one goes over to just confused looks though.
 

not that Jack Horner

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I explained recently to a very wealthy relative that zoomers are measuring a person's worth by sink count and he went through his head and counted out 14 sinks in his main home. He asked if slop sinks count.

damn, that nigga be the president or something

a guy like that could wash his hands all day
 

chocolatehellhole

a pizzeria with no children's menu
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I take pictures of people on the toilet, though mind you, I did that before listening to Opie and Nana.
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