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Preface, this thread ain't about kikes, filthy kike deeds, or "Cohencidence" memery. We all know it. We get it. Leave it alone. This thread is about actual, non-orchestrated coincidences in life.
Often found in the Anals of Opie & Anthony history, Extreme coincidences are occurrences that unfold unintentionally. A literal "you can't write this shit" (or in some cases "I guess you had to be there...") Happy accidents if you will. The Death of Qadan Kuhn made me thinka this recently, to be awnest wichew. God needed a little helper. Christopher Killa's last few posts online were "i'm about to go hang with my handsome son," etc. (barring "she has no butt crack")
We as a forum have been followed by some type of karmic entity that is throwing irony in our faces constantly. The whole Terri Clifford deal with Braunheiser felt like a supernatural ordeal. When he posted the pic of her I probably turned whiter than you white niggers in the face at that particular time. I thought I was seeing an inside joke between me and the heavenly father himself.
I've experienced extreme coincidences all my life. As a kid I used to be able to predict which episode of certain shows were going to be airing because I would have daydreams about that episode during class earlier in the day. Sure, who gives a shit, but you have to admit, if I could prove I genuinely wasn't lying about that, in some impossible way, you would have no choice but to give me props and ribs eternally.
I also have a weird thing with names. The morning before Auntie got kicked from the Cellar, I had made a thread about terrible 1-time O&A guests and the first word of the post was GODFREY in big bold letters. Stupid was totally irrelevant to O&A world before that fateful night. We also have our own @Monk who is credited with being the one to expose Weiner's dick and subsequently Hillary's emails, and later Pizzagate. Watch the dominos fall. *sniff*
I am aware of things about certain people that even they don't know, just because I was in the right place/time to witness something like Finn watching Vito gobble the goo up. I also keep meeting people who later turn out to be weirdly infamous in some capacity, none interesting enough to mention, just annoyingly so. I catch them on the way up, and back on the way down.
To me, this has all been evidence that Opie & Anthony was God's favorite creation. He looked down at us a little bit differently, and he touched us with just a little bit more special care and attention than most. And he continues to provide for us despite zero content in a decade.
O&A never let the devil win. And ever since they been gone, it's been hell on earth unchecked. Little Nicky irl... DINK ABOUDID!
Often found in the Anals of Opie & Anthony history, Extreme coincidences are occurrences that unfold unintentionally. A literal "you can't write this shit" (or in some cases "I guess you had to be there...") Happy accidents if you will. The Death of Qadan Kuhn made me thinka this recently, to be awnest wichew. God needed a little helper. Christopher Killa's last few posts online were "i'm about to go hang with my handsome son," etc. (barring "she has no butt crack")
We as a forum have been followed by some type of karmic entity that is throwing irony in our faces constantly. The whole Terri Clifford deal with Braunheiser felt like a supernatural ordeal. When he posted the pic of her I probably turned whiter than you white niggers in the face at that particular time. I thought I was seeing an inside joke between me and the heavenly father himself.
I've experienced extreme coincidences all my life. As a kid I used to be able to predict which episode of certain shows were going to be airing because I would have daydreams about that episode during class earlier in the day. Sure, who gives a shit, but you have to admit, if I could prove I genuinely wasn't lying about that, in some impossible way, you would have no choice but to give me props and ribs eternally.
I also have a weird thing with names. The morning before Auntie got kicked from the Cellar, I had made a thread about terrible 1-time O&A guests and the first word of the post was GODFREY in big bold letters. Stupid was totally irrelevant to O&A world before that fateful night. We also have our own @Monk who is credited with being the one to expose Weiner's dick and subsequently Hillary's emails, and later Pizzagate. Watch the dominos fall. *sniff*
I am aware of things about certain people that even they don't know, just because I was in the right place/time to witness something like Finn watching Vito gobble the goo up. I also keep meeting people who later turn out to be weirdly infamous in some capacity, none interesting enough to mention, just annoyingly so. I catch them on the way up, and back on the way down.
To me, this has all been evidence that Opie & Anthony was God's favorite creation. He looked down at us a little bit differently, and he touched us with just a little bit more special care and attention than most. And he continues to provide for us despite zero content in a decade.
O&A never let the devil win. And ever since they been gone, it's been hell on earth unchecked. Little Nicky irl... DINK ABOUDID!
