Where we at wit porn/masturbation/fleshlights

[potatopeeler63]

haven’t watched porn (people fucking) in two years or so, if you think about it it’s pretty fucking gay.
jerking your dick to a guy fucking a girl. Gay!

unironically took the chaturbate pill like the worm, it’s fantastic. Smoke a joint, get some 18 year old ukranian shaking her ass, and pound the fleshlight. Pure bliss.
everyone jerks off, even with my gf i dont get laid everyday when she’s bein a cunt, so why not enhance the experience?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I’ve sworn to never go down that path. You just gotta crank it out and get on with your day. I think that once jerking off becomes too satisfying, its bad for a young dudes brain and they lose the urge to be social with women

 

[O&AWOWSTICKERSTOP!]

This is just pathetic.

 

[Coonskin]

Hahaha holy shit

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

i cant imagine paying some lady and not get to fuck her

 

[bombvest]

worse than your hand and you have to clean it afterwards... probably

 

[potatopeeler63]

I’ve sworn to never go down that path. You just gotta crank it out and get on with your day. I think that once jerking off becomes too satisfying, its bad for a young dudes brain and they lose the urge to be social with women

Not a chance, only if you’re a sperg without social skills. If i just jerk off it takes 20-30 min sometimes, with the fleshlight i can crank it in 5-10 minutes.

i cant imagine paying some lady and not get to fuck her

nigger you dont pay lol, it’s all free. You wait for the fags to pay (they always do) and ride their coattails

 

[Coonskin]

Not a chance, only if you’re a sperg without social skills. If i just jerk off it takes 20-30 min sometimes, with the fleshlight i can crank it in 5-10 minutes.

nigger you dont pay lol, it’s all free. You wait for the fags to pay (they always do) and ride their coattails

You realize a lot of those are fake as fuck? You go on the darknet to buy packs that have the bitch looping around until some retard pays, load the boobs video, then back to nothing.

I'd rather watch girls gone wild

 

[IanHalperin]

Porn is the work of the you know whats.


Dudes owning sex toys is just creepy.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

When I first got clean from crystal meth I bought a couple of fleshlights. I couldn't drink or do drugs so porn was my new addiction. Meth makes jerking off and cumming feel indescribably amazing so I was chasing that old high as well. Fleshlights are a lot of fun but I haven't used mine since I got my shit together again. I still jerk off pretty much every morning but the setup and cleanup a fleshlight requires just isn't my style. I don't think it's pathetic to have one but it's probably not good long term. Like porn.

 

[alkiefuck2]

I’ve sworn to never go down that path. You just gotta crank it out and get on with your day. I think that once jerking off becomes too satisfying, its bad for a young dudes brain and they lose the urge to be social with women

spot on, i bought one of those fleshlights (£80), it's an amazing feeling but after cumming, you have to close carol's pics, realise how retarded you look, have to clean/wash out the fucking thing too
a wank should be a "fuck it, might as well", as opposed to going through the rigamarole

 

[guest]

You’re better than this OP.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I’ve sworn to never go down that path. You just gotta crank it out and get on with your day. I think that once jerking off becomes too satisfying, its bad for a young dudes brain and they lose the urge to be social with women

"... its bad for a young dudes brain and they lose the urge to be social with women"

Hasn't that been the Navy's role since at least the 1940's?

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Just shows what pathetic low-life’s you people are. You’re worse than me

 

[Ace Orenstein]

This is just pathetic.

Finally, someone with some intelligence here

 

[Sputnik]

Are you a chick? Masturbation is a way to stay in touch with your sexuality and give yourself some quality alone time.

if you are a dude, you should be spraying banana juice and then contributing to SOCIETY.

since you are posting here I can only be sure you are a faggot.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Just shows what pathetic low-life’s you people are. You’re worse than me

..... what do you mean, "you people"?

 

[fusciasomething]

Fuck off Danny

 

[guest]

I have a buddy that claimed he threw away 2k in sex toys when trying to get over his sex addiction. I don't like to judge, but I haven't been able to look at him the same way since.

Oh ya....He fucked himself so much that now he can't sit comfortably because his prostate vibrates.

 

[analeggsalad]

You’re better than this OP.