Where my paramedics at?

[Not bad]

Ever since I saw Bringing Out the Dead I've wanted to become a paramedic. Any paramedics here who know what it's like? Do you narrate in your head like Nicolas Cage while driving around in the night? Maybe you have some friends or relatives with some stories.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

My boy is a medic down here. He can't fucking stand junkies or people on medicaid:

Junkies O/D and he's got to save them knowing they're just gonna O/D again. He looks at it like a waste of his time - time he could spend saving someone else's life. He'll keep them going with enough narcan to keep them alive, then doses the fuck out of them right at the ER. Makes them vomit out of control and is a miserable fucking experience for them. In his words: "Fuck 'em"

People on medicaid will use an ambulance as a free ride to a doctors appointment. They'll know that the closest hospital to them is where the doc's office is, so they call in an emergency just to get taken to that hospital, knowing the doc will come to them once they're admitted. He hates those fucks. He told me he takes the biggest guage IV plug he can find and stuffs it into the most painfull part of their arm. He does everything he can to make that the worst ambulance ride of their lives. Again, he feels like it's a waste of his time.

 

[guest]

My boy is a medic down here. He can't fucking stand junkies or people on medicaid:

Junkies O/D and he's got to save them knowing they're just gonna O/D again. He looks at it like a waste of his time - time he could spend saving someone else's life. He'll keep them going with enough narcan to keep them alive, then doses the fuck out of them right at the ER. Makes them vomit out of control and is a miserable fucking experience for them. In his words: "Fuck 'em"

People on medicaid will use an ambulance as a free ride to a doctors appointment. They'll know that the closest hospital to them is where the doc's office is, so they call in an emergency just to get taken to that hospital, knowing the doc will come to them once they're admitted. He hates those fucks. He told me he takes the biggest guage IV plug he can find and stuffs it into the most painfull part of their arm. He does everything he can to make that the worst ambulance ride of their lives. Again, he feels like it's a waste of his time.

Your friend sounds like an asshole that needs to find a new job...

To be clear, I dislike those type of people as well...

 

[guest]

Can someone explain why paramedics and EMT's earn so little?

I don't care that an EMT requires only a certificate. It's a high skilled real world job that should only be worked by individuals that command a decent salary.

I wanted to be a paramedic, but it doesn't pay enough.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

My boy is a medic down here. He can't fucking stand junkies or people on medicaid:

Junkies O/D and he's got to save them knowing they're just gonna O/D again. He looks at it like a waste of his time - time he could spend saving someone else's life. He'll keep them going with enough narcan to keep them alive, then doses the fuck out of them right at the ER. Makes them vomit out of control and is a miserable fucking experience for them. In his words: "Fuck 'em"

People on medicaid will use an ambulance as a free ride to a doctors appointment. They'll know that the closest hospital to them is where the doc's office is, so they call in an emergency just to get taken to that hospital, knowing the doc will come to them once they're admitted. He hates those fucks. He told me he takes the biggest guage IV plug he can find and stuffs it into the most painfull part of their arm. He does everything he can to make that the worst ambulance ride of their lives. Again, he feels like it's a waste of his time.

Is it true they have to two mask every one dying on the street because there's a deadly pandemic going on?

Anyway where we at with Godzilla

 

[guest]

You saw that movie and it made you want to be a paramedic? Do you like dripping hot candle wax on your balls too?

 

[Not bad]

My boy is a medic down here. He can't fucking stand junkies or people on medicaid:

Junkies O/D and he's got to save them knowing they're just gonna O/D again. He looks at it like a waste of his time - time he could spend saving someone else's life. He'll keep them going with enough narcan to keep them alive, then doses the fuck out of them right at the ER. Makes them vomit out of control and is a miserable fucking experience for them. In his words: "Fuck 'em"

People on medicaid will use an ambulance as a free ride to a doctors appointment. They'll know that the closest hospital to them is where the doc's office is, so they call in an emergency just to get taken to that hospital, knowing the doc will come to them once they're admitted. He hates those fucks. He told me he takes the biggest guage IV plug he can find and stuffs it into the most painfull part of their arm. He does everything he can to make that the worst ambulance ride of their lives. Again, he feels like it's a waste of his time.

Every once in a while he has to get to save someone's life too right?

 

[Not bad]

You saw that movie and it made you want to be a paramedic? Do you like dripping hot candle wax on your balls too?

A brothaman has to get off some way.

 

[LingerLonger]

Can someone explain why paramedics and EMT's earn so little?

I don't care that an EMT requires only a certificate. It's a high skilled real world job that should only be worked by individuals that command a decent salary.

I wanted to be a paramedic, but it doesn't pay enough.

Same reason firefighters and marines make no money but some nigger that plays basketball can be a billionaire. Society is run by jews.

 

[guest]

I'm a murse, does that count?

 

[Heyfellas]

I'm a murse, does that count?

How’s life as a woman?

 

[guest]

How’s life as a woman?

I think I've already asked this before but does anybody have that blank face emoji?

 

[Heyfellas]

I think I've already asked this before but does anybody have that blank face emoji?

 

[Heyfellas]

I didn’t know what that button did until just now lol

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I'm a murse, does that count?

Where you at with Buck from Kill Bill