When you are on your deathbed

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When your whole life flashes before your eyes, there will be a split second of that Niko Avocado guy's asshole and Chef Adam Libby with a mouthful of food screaming "NAHT BAAAAAAD!!" That's all thanks to this place. It's a beautiful thing.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I accept these generous terms

 

[Voscabulary]

god I hope so

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Gotta take the retarded with the bad.

 

[Stent]

I want someone to slap a WOW sticker on my coffin.

 

[Build Black Better]

I want someone to slap a WOW sticker on my coffin.

But you won't be able to see dem tiddies from inside your coffin.

 

[Stent]

But you won't be able to see dem tiddies from inside your coffin.

Some things you just have to do for others. I'll have a clause in my will for someone to hire a midget to sit with the mourners. Another person will be required to give a moving eulogy before pointing and yelling "Ozone midget sighting of the day!"

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[DMbA]

wwaw grave diggers bobs

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

When your whole life flashes before your eyes, there will be a split second of that Niko Avocado guy's asshole and Chef Adam Libby with a mouthful of food screaming "NAHT BAAAAAAD!!" That's all thanks to this place. It's a beautiful thing.

Death will truly come as a relief

 

[Sue Lightning]

Bump

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I will dox myself here and that you faggots for all the loffs

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I swear to God, this is what I’m gonna see now that you posted this, Abe:

 

[bantadant]

I'm gonna piss myself (if I haven't already) when the "No Bacon Egg and Cheese" part scrolls by

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I'm gonna piss myself (if I haven't already) when the "No Bacon Egg and Cheese" part scrolls by

I sure hope I don’t ask my loved ones to come close and say, with great labor, “them boys flew in the mud”