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When Larry met Fatty...

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he described Rick as a belligerent, sawed-off dork.


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He's really got the industry a-buzzin'!

I wonder why he isn't bringing up how he has such bigger sales numbers and more success than the folks pummeling him in this thread? Why isn't he bragging about his next upcoming TV appearances or standup comedy career? Pat.. Why is all you can say "No, you're loying" in response to a thread full of working authors goofing on you?
 

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Who would have beaten Pat’s ass worse, Larry or PCJ?
PCJ, without question, because he'd be defending his own wife and loving daughter. He'd also truly had enough of Fatrick. Larry still kind of felt bad for the guy and probably would have pulled his punches, at least after the first few, when Pat would have started whimpering and asking if anyone has a bo staff.
 
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He's really got the industry a-buzzin'!
If at first you don't succeed in marketing, child, go around and individually insult everyone in your field. They'll collectively sit up and take notice eventually.

I wonder why he isn't bringing up how he has such bigger sales numbers and more success than the folks pummeling him in this thread? Why isn't he bragging about his next upcoming TV appearances or standup comedy career? Pat.. Why is all you can say "No, you're loying" in response to a thread full of working authors goofing on you?

In the immortal words of Roger Stone, "I dunno. Fat?"
 
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