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When i was in 1st grade i pooped in the urinal and didnt tell anyone

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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The same down syndrome retard who traumatized me in kindergarten allegedly shit in the urinal once. He also had some meltdown when he was older because he got his underwear stuck in his fly and the zipper got stuck. He was in the bathroom crying and asking everyone to help him. You'd think his dumb bitch female handler would stop lettimg him use the washroom by himself.
 
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Thats the stuff of legend. People definitely still talk about that to this day
Didn't hang around that town long enough to know. But at my High School someone left the biggest log i've ever seen and didn't flush. This was before social media and it still went viral, everyone had a picture of this turd. This was like 15 years ago and people in that town still opine about who did it.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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One time a bunch of us went into the bathroom for some reason and there was this one weird kid already in the stall taking a dump. Someone pointed under the stall and there was a little rabbit turd on the floor beside the toilet. Then another one fell. The kid either did it purposely or was trying to hover and missed the bowl by a lot. Everyone instantly started ripping on him. He said it was mud from his shoes, which were visible as he shit on the floor. A while later, a kid in my class caught that kid blowing another weird kid in the same stall. Lotta fawkin problems in that bathroom.
 
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