When did breakfast become so fucking pretentious and gay?

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Im talking hipster shit like kale, dukka, goji berries, chia seeds, acai berries, almond milk.

What kind of fucking rat cunt eats spinach with fried eggs?

I just want no bacon egg and cheese on a roll.

 

[Snake]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Just give me a cup of joe and some toast and i'm good to go, let the bigwigs in the big city eat their fancy breakfast, i will pour a cup of joe for the working man.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

It’s unironically because of social media. It used to be something only hipster faggots in L.A, NYC, London did, but with Instagram and the like these faggots can now upload their gay vegan hipster breakfasts to thousands of rubes who think mimicking them will make them “cool” too.

The Kardashians would also share their gay L.A breakfast photos to millions of idiot women.

 

[Cuphead]

When brunch became a thing in large cities. Fucking white people

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm starving, earl we got any kale, dukka, goji berries, chia seeds, acai berries or almond milk back there?

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Day 1 of an old school no sugars, no carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks a day and a lean green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years...Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like i’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass...

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow...cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into ‘fat burning mode’ (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING...and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. (No offense AIDS patients...)

Goal - 210lbs

PS - I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’1 helps big time.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Day 1 of an old school no sugars, no carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks a day and a lean green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years...Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like i’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass...

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow...cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into ‘fat burning mode’ (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING...and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. (No offense AIDS patients...)

Goal - 210lbs

PS - I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’1 helps big time.

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