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What's your T levels, men?

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Per weekly bloodwork, my testosterone checks in at >2000. I've been cultivating masculine energy with grass-fed beef, two hours at the Iron Church per day, and a lot of sex with my super hot 20 year old nutrition-expert girlfriend.

I take five Nugenix T-90 Boosters per day, listen to The Jocko Willink Podcast, and I'm on a first-name basis in email communication with the man himself, David Goggins. You should see my quads.

My beard. It's the definitive masculine statement. It's long, and I brush it and rub coloring into it. Takes me 20 minutes in the morning to get it perfect.

What's your T level? Are you having a lot of sex? MTOW. Jocko Willink. Masculine energy. Leadership. Discipline. Israel First. Cuck my wife.

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I wake at 5am, and have my morning coffee – cooled with liquid nitrogen and poured on my testicles.

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Breakfast is just normal cereal with broken glass so the pain helps me focus.

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At 5.30 my day starts proper. I fire up the laptop and post ‘report and block’’ about 100 times.

Then it’s snack time – elk meat that I stole from Joe Rogan’s house.

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I finish work at about 11.30am.

Then it’s family time – looking at a picture of my daughter and ex wife

11.45 - glass of shaved ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas

12.00 lunchtime! Raw eggs, cooked oysters, polar bear liver and several pounds of tongkat ali

12.30 I’ll meditate for an hour whilst being groomed by a chimpanzee.

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Shave the chimpanzee

2pm, head to the gym to harass women

For a post-gym snack I'll probably destroy a homeless person's meal.

3pm vandalise my own motorbike with an easily erasable pen

4-7 go onto pinterest and look at pictures of wolves.

7ish - fall asleep listening to Opie Radio
 
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If Jocko's thing was getting people in shape and a little more disciplined, it'd be fine. Instead he's selling people on this weirdo cult shit like most of Rogan's guests. There's only about 1,000 Navy SEALS, so by definition this lifestyle shit isn't for 99.9% of his audience, but he's happy to sell them protein shakes anyway.
 

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If Jocko's thing was getting people in shape and a little more disciplined, it'd be fine. Instead he's selling people on this weirdo cult shit like most of Rogan's guests. There's only about 1,000 Navy SEALS, so by definition this lifestyle shit isn't for 99.9% of his audience, but he's happy to sell them protein shakes anyway.
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His entire “advice” show is just finding roundabout ways to brag about himself.

“Dear Jocko, in your life, how have you dealt with your greatest insecurities?”

“Well, I was in the 2nd phase of Buds and I was very insecure about drownproofing because it was my weakness. But I fawwkin attacked it and overcame it”

Yeah sure dude, the only time you were ever insecure was at BUDS. You wont bring up your micropenis though will ya, tough guy?
 
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His entire “advice” show is just finding roundabout ways to brag about himself.

“Dear Jocko, in your life, how have you dealt with your greatest insecurities?”

“Well, I was in the 2nd phase of Buds and I was very insecure about drownproofing because it was my weakness. But I fawwkin attacked it and overcame it”

Yeah sure dude, the only time you were ever insecure was at BUDS. You wont bring up your micropenis though will ya, tough guy?
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He seems like a fucking retard to be honest.
 
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My 63 year old step mom wakes up this early to prep for her dentistry practice. You're not special you blockhead.
 
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