What’s your shitting schedule like?

[guest]

Most days I wake up and gotta go.
Then again after the first meal, and I’m set.

But if it’s pizza and 8+ beers,
I have the squirts like 5 times before 3 pm.

I woulda just shit in da escalade man and clean it up laterrrr. Fuck thatt now da mafia guys know who you are

 

[guest]

Never shat in public restrooms...

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

First thing in the morning then I shit again around 1030am to 11am, then another shit when I get home between 5pm to 7pm. I may do a midnight bog if I've had dairy or cake before bed. Coffee use to make me shit even more but I cut it from my diet.

 

[Jizz]

@CarolMaxheinie introduced me to the psyllium husk lifestyle and I can't thank him enough. I drink a couple tablespoons and I drop a massive hammer everyday. I don't even have to wipe if I don't want to because there is no remnants left! #HuskLife

 

[TomFromNawlins]

3 times a day usually. If I run then that might shake up a 4th.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

11 PM
On the dot.
Brick.
I keep nighttime hours, so its basically 5AM.

 

[AntSucks]

Every morning after a few sips of coffee. Then I shower, and I don't get skid marks all day. High fiber diet also. It's nature's broom.

I also shower twice a day, and wash my ass each time. I have a laundry basket just for underwear, so I do one hygiene wash a week at 60degrees. Sometimes I throw in laundry disinfectant. I know that' s more information than you asked for, but I'm very proud of my routine. If you get skidmarks do you really want to wash that with your other clothes?

 

[aRTie02150]

Very inconsistent. Today I woke at 7 and by 12 I had taken 4.

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

Shitting now if you must know atalker

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Usually once a day in the afternoon after the gym. Every few days I’ll also poop at work in the morning.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Never shat in public restrooms...

I try save my shits till I start work. Usually about an hour into the workday.

 

[Udders]

I'm amazed some of you guys shit regularly multiple times a day. I just take one good one in the morning like clockwork.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I do OMAD fasting (one meal a day) and eat a huge dinner, so I usually take a shit around 8pm, which is a couple hours after my meal, then another one as soon as I wake up the next morning.

 

[Brenton Torrent]

I go every morning before I shower. Anything more than once a day for me usually implies something's wrong. I never normally shit at work, so when I do, it's usually a fucking catastrophe. I always carry wet wipes just in case I have a unscheduled explosion.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Very inconsistent. Today I woke at 7 and by 12 I had taken 4.

Artie will be the next GetOffMyLawn Fuchitive colorectal cancer announcer

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Twice a week. Maybe three around the holidays, christmas etc when I indulge.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Im convinced these threads are made by feds.
“Where do you tend to go from 2pm-4pm on Thursdays?”

 

[aRTie02150]

Artie will be the next GetOffMyLawn Fuchitive colorectal cancer announcer

I'm too afraid to check, but I know I'm sick with something.

 

[guest]

In the morning then shower.

 

[1073waaf]

Droppin’ hammers all day long, brotherman.