Whats your greatest guilty pleasure?

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Im partial to eating straight out of a jar of Goober grape when no ones around. Also am a sucker for Curly Wurlys. I also enjoy placing my wifes toe on the head of my cock then pulling the forsekin over it. its sensory play for my autism.

Whats your flavour? Do You like gorging on peanut m&ms or do you prefer the taste of a mans ass?

 

[guest]

Taking a nice big shit. Often it’s the highlight of my day.

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[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Taking a nice big shit. Often it’s the highlight of my day.

Fuck yes, this is great. In public places, I fill up the bowl with toilet paper up to the brim then take a nice big shit. Then i dont flush. I wait until the coast is clear, get up, and go into the next cubicle to clean my ass. I then wait to hear the reaction of the poor sucker that walks in on my tour de force, and giggle like a girl.

 

[guest]

Fuck yes, this is great. In public places, I fill up the bowl with toilet paper up to the brim then take a nice big shit. Then i dont flush. I wait until the coast is clear, get up, and go into the next cubicle to clean my ass. I then wait to hear the reaction of the poor sucker that walks in on my tour de force, and giggle like a girl.

Just good old fashioned fun!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I laugh at a sci fi author with downs syndrome

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Just good old fashioned fun!

Whats even better, is the toilet will be blocked if someone tries to flush it. So inevitably a streetshitter cleaner will have to go in to manually remove my turd.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Just good old fashioned fun!

Anyone can do it!

 

[HotDogJoe]

I laugh at a sci fi author with downs syndrome

No, child. I do not have Down’s syndrome.

I also don’t have autism or HIV and nobody has farted in my wife’s vagina.

Hush now.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Crack.

Crack?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Crack.

Crack?

I almost didn't rib this, but right after backing out I chortled to myself. So, take your fuckin' dirty ribs back to the Bit Account Slum you dragged yourself out from.

 

[Dennyislife]

Food. I just eat too much. I have to run on average 7 miles a day to offset it.

 

[AntSucks]

Cheesecake, I could easily eat 2lbs of cheesecake. I exercise enough so that I can burn off the calories, but all that sugar at once is bad for the vital organs, so I don't do it very often.

 

[guest]

Bareback gay sex.

 

[guest]

Women aged 19-25

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Taking a nice big shit. Often it’s the highlight of my day.

Seconded. Nothing beats a good "perfect storm" shit, when you wake up and drop a perfect billy club right before you hop in the shower, then you get dressed, all emptied out with a sparkling clean asshole. It's like striking out in the 10th frame of a bowling game.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Wild n Out clips on YouTube. Can’t stand Nick Cannon or rap but I love the show for some reason.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I'm a huge fan of battle rap. I'm a white-as-fuck 46 year old dad, and I go to events alone. Always have a great time, and the vibes are positive even though they're rapping about killing each other in cold blood.Summer Madness 12 was yesterday in NC, but my mother-in-law was in town so I couldn't make the trip.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I'm a huge fan of battle rap. I'm a white-as-fuck 46 year old dad, and I go to events alone. Always have a great time, and the vibes are positive even though they're rapping about killing each other in cold blood.Summer Madness 12 was yesterday in NC, but my mother-in-law was in town so I couldn't make the trip.

Dem rappers go so hard, they got a white bwoy checkin’ his privilege, yo!!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Dem rappers go so hard, they got a white bwoy checkin’ his privilege, yo!!

& keep on going and going like the Energizer battery.

 

[guest]

Fuck yes, this is great. In public places, I fill up the bowl with toilet paper up to the brim then take a nice big shit. Then i dont flush. I wait until the coast is clear, get up, and go into the next cubicle to clean my ass. I then wait to hear the reaction of the poor sucker that walks in on my tour de force, and giggle like a girl.

You just became one of my favorite brothermen.

Please keep these gems a coming.