What's your favorite Joe bit? You can't use anything from The People's Court.

[Professor Rape]

Mine is when he stood outside the book signing and yelled, "MY BROTHER, ANTHONY CUMIA, IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST." and then quietly said, "that's what she's saying. You know what I say? He's not."

lol idiot

 

[Sue Lightning]

THE JOSEPH LANE

 

[Stent]

When he would come to the sub to get trolled. It's a fish climbing out of the barrel and sticking the gun to it's head while saying "I dare you!"

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Cities On Flame

 

[Professor Rape]

the book signing still beats it, but something that made me laugh really really hard was that prank call someone made to carol, using a joe soundboard. and carol was like "...joseph??! where are you?!"

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Generally just him digging a deeper hole for himself. Something would always come of him defending his own character. He posts his Driver's license to prove his height > middle name is Colleen. Puts his emails online > people notice Big Apple Ranch subscription.

 

[Mass.gov]

When @Coonskin called him for the stolen valor...the whole call really, defensive lil cow, but especially when he said "There's only 2 or 3 of you left..." he sounded so hilariously weary.

 

[TorpidSloth]

His FB post about pulling up next to another biker, noticing his prosthetic leg, pointing to it and simply asking "Afghanistan?' Knowing Joe, it probably didn't happen, but I really hope it did.

 

[Professor Rape]

His FB post about pulling up next to another biker, noticing his prosthetic leg, pointing to it and simply asking "Afghanistan?' Knowing Joe, it probably didn't happen, but I really hope it did.

this one's new to me. searched for "Afghanistan" in musical crit and it didnt come up is it old?

 

[TorpidSloth]

this one's new to me. searched for "Afghanistan" in musical crit and it didnt come up is it old?

It was from his old FB account that got nuked. Someone might have it screenshoted. Maybe he said Iraq, I just went with Afghan because I thought there were more IED casualties from that one. He might've said "combat" or something, it was a while ago, from the old sub.

Important thing was that it was a perfect Moo. Over-familiar, arrogant, presumptuous, unintentionally disrespectful and suggesting that he and some guy who got blown up overseas were equals because he spent 9 months stealing US government property and selling it to local diners.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Someone creating u/DOXXER1OO and him freaking out to the mods that he got hacked was PFG.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Man there are so many to choose from but my favorite has to be thinking of he blocks someone on Twitter no one can see the blocked guys tweets.
Honorable mention has to go to
SUBPOENA!
His advice on how to get rid of malware
And looking at the stewardess and tapping his airborne hat
Dammit I just can't choose one! This is such a Sophie's choice!

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Fantasist Joe always gets my ribs. What a sad old man.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

The meltdown he had after trying to raise money for The Joseph Cumia Show. But I can't find any of it.....the' YOU will be paying for MY show rant' he posted on wackbag, the steroid riddled grifter. It was all vury funny.

Sometimes it's the simple things that tickle me the most,

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

When it was discovered he was closing his eyes behind the sunglasses in his sons of anarchy cosplay pic.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Too many to pick just one, but him documenting his decline aboard the Princess is PFG. Nice bloody, rotten teeth, stupid.

 

[Zombie247]

The live streaming raids during Pandemic. Bovine thinking @Snake was Anthony watching his show. Fucking dolt. Also Carol telling Joe it's not him "Troll". And then celebrating his 100th or whatever show. Stupid bitch.

 

[Dog Eater]

Probably the time he educated everyone that it’s not illegal to jerk off to kp.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

He's just a fucking buffoon in all way

The answer is No bacon egg cheese on a roll this morning

 

[HipTuckerCumia]