What's your "dream job"?

[Professor Rape]

I always wished I could work for some super top secret organization like Men In Black, or CIA or something. I could wear a suit and sunglasses.

I feel like I'd be the goofy "chill" junior agent, paired up with an older, stern and serious agent, and he'd look at me like "oh boy, this guy for real?" whenever I'd say something inappropriate.

@Nigger John get me a job???

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I had a dream that OP went and got a job!

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Taking pictures of my anal cavity for all the wretch souls on this website that can't get enough of it.

 

[Turk February]

I'd love to be a fat assed teacher. While on valium. It's something I've never done except for when I did it.

 

[aRTie02150]

I'd love to take advantage of the welfare system and get paid to do nothing.

I deserve it at this point.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

I always wanted to work at the aquarium and feed the penguins

 

[Toast]

Open and run a supper club in rural Wisconsin. With spotted cow on tap.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I always wanted to work at the aquarium and feed the penguins

Apparently they projectile shoot massive liquid shits everywhere and the smell is nightmarish

 

[Voscabulary]

I wish I could have the exact same career as tony wilson, but then I would die broke, so idk lol

 

[Peckas]

I’d like to be a therapist for people who frequent a web forum for a radio show that ended 15 years ago.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Professional musician

 

[Chubby's Cheesesteaks]

Probably work on the radio with millions of listeners, hanging out with comics and movie stars every day making easy money.

And then fuck it all up, have a heart attack, become addicted to social media, lose all my friends and get trapped with an unbearable cunt with giant man feet living in the middle of nowhere.

Anyone know where I should apply to make this dream a reality?

 

[PickleRickle]

I always wanted to be the guy in those POV pornos. I think I could do that.

 

[Dog Eater]

My dream job is my current job with twice as much money and half as much work.

 

[PogromStallone]

My dream job is my current job with twice as much money and half as much work.

Moron, you could easily get three times as much money.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

My dream job is my current job with twice as much money and half as much work.

Same, but my deal would be 4x the money for the same amount of work because I enjoy it.

 

[Dog Eater]

Moron, you could easily get three times as much money.

I’m a humble man, I only need a fine assortment of diapers.

 

[Turk February]

I’m a humble man, I only need a fine assortment of diapers.

If you wash them you only need three

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m an astronaut so it’s not a dream, it’s just my job.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Hamburger helper