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Whats up faggots? (TW: GASSERS)

Sue Lightning

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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Haha. Just decided to do a little face reveal. Yeah thats me. Decided to get a professional photoshoot done today. Me and the wife, Suzi. And yeah, you heard me right. “Wife”, bro. Got married last week. If you have a problem with that and you’re not gonna be respectful to her you can fuck right off.

No. Cap.

So yeah. Anyway gonna go to the gym later with her, bench press like 450, fuck her in the butt till i bust for like 5 hours then sleep on a satin pillow with snakesilk blankets…you fucking retards. 5 sinks is a joke. Try 15. That’s just in the vacation house. The summer one has 20. Fucking prostitutes? I own the pimps for the prostitutes you fuck. And I have a movie on the way.

So whats up faggots? Hows your pathetic life going?
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
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Haha. Just decided to do a little face reveal. Yeah thats me. Decided to get a professional photoshoot done today. Me and the wife, Suzi. And yeah, you heard me right. “Wife”, bro. Got married last week. If you have a problem with that and you’re not gonna be respectful to her you can fuck right off.

No. Cap.

So yeah. Anyway gonna go to the gym later with her, bench press like 450, fuck her in the butt till i bust for like 5 hours then sleep on a satin pillow with snakesilk blankets…you fucking retards. 5 sinks is a joke. Try 15. That’s just in the vacation house. The summer one has 20. Fucking prostitutes? I own the pimps for the prostitutes you fuck. And I have a movie on the way.

So whats up faggots? Hows your pathetic life going?
Nice cover art for a Patrick Tomlinson novel, stupid
 
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