What's the worst crime you were ever caught committing?

[Patrick O'Neal]

Criminal cyber stalking and online cyber-terrorism has, for whatever reasons, not yet caught up with us all.

What's the worst crime you ever got done for?

(If it's CP, don't worry. I talked to a guy at the FBI and he says we're off the watch list)

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Besides rape?

Trying to steal a porno mag with Samantha Foxx on the cover. Indian store owner bitch chased me outside so I threw it at her.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Besides, rape?

Trying to steal a porno mag with Samantha Foxx on the cover. Indian store owner bitch chased me outside so I threw it at her.

I tried to hide mine in a newspaper and pay for the newspaper.

In retrospect a child buying a newspaper focused on finance wasn't the genius plan I thought it was.

 

[Jizz]

Pointing a laser pointer at the police helicopter as a goof. I had to do a month behind the walls, I'll die before I go back.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Nothing because I'm not a Joe Qumia

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Nothing because I'm not a Joe Qumia

You don't get caught?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You don't get caught?

I don't do crimes, enjoy prison

 

[Nigger John]

I jerk off on women’s legs at stores and then make a run for it

 

[Build Black Better]

I jerk off on women’s legs at stores and then make a run for it

Nigger

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I've had some smuggled goods seized, but they couldn't prove they weren't just sent by some random after an internet post, so no bother

 

[Child..]

Threats made by Boq (Boqoreh) Precision

Please note, although it has not been made known openly, I have been collecting evidence of Boq Precision's threats for several months now, including his latest threats against myself and my family. These threats have been made under his current and previous user names. These user names...

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[ミスタースパーコル]

I've had some smuggled goods seized

Cavaty search?

 

[Sue2]

Threats made by Boq (Boqoreh) Precision

Please note, although it has not been made known openly, I have been collecting evidence of Boq Precision's threats for several months now, including his latest threats against myself and my family. These threats have been made under his current and previous user names. These user names...

new.onaforums.net

Has the BOQster ever done any drugs? Comment?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Cavaty search?

hell nah!, my police record comes back oddly; (I always fold my arms 'cus the cops' eyes guy wide at the 1st bit, then the 2nd bit saves me any bother), I really can't explain

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

This is op…

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

is listening to CompoundMedia a crime? it should be!

 

[BUBBLER]

Not a nigger

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I don't do crimes, enjoy prison

We're two guys who think of you don't do the crime you don't gotta do the time.

 

[Professor Rape]

Vandalism.

 

[aRTie02150]

I accidentally shot my cinematographer on the set of a film.