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What’s the weirdest internet shit you’ve ever come across?

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I mean outside of this bizarro queer-verse of Monday meatloafs and vibrating ass plugs despite one of those sounding pretty appealing during this dry lunch time.

One website off a porn subscription site demanded that its readers find a site with better quality porn than it currently had. If they couldn’t then ‘Fuck You, man!’ with a not-so Erock looking Erock guy in spikey blonde hair giving you the finger. Somewhat proud to say I fucked off.

tl;dr bargain bin Erik Nagel is going places
 
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It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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captain_kamala said:
i go pretty deep with the gangstalking stuff. there's a woman in my city whose gangstalkers show their buttcracks to make fun of her son being molested and she just drives around and films buttcracks all day.
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Too bad it wasn't her daughter.
 
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has janny powers
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DasDaResto said:
Didn't read but it was some larper

Probably fat too
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But if it is some larper - and that's most likely the case - then it's actually all the more impressive.

The guy mentioned something interesting, though. Supposedly, 85% of humans are rh+. Rh+ blood shares a blood type with all other mammals; it's related to the rhesus monkey. Yet - according to this page - rh- blood is mostly found in Europeans (whites only account for around 15% of the world's population, or an otherwise low number) and Ashkenazi Jews. Rh- negative blood - again, supposedly - is not accounted for through evolution; it doesn't make sense, basically.

Sounds peculiar, but it's a fact that the Rothschilds have inbred to keep their blood intact. Mayer Amschel married the majority of his kids off to first cousins, and I suspect the "bastard" children are more prominent than one would believe.

Like Hitler, for instance.
 
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fuck jews
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A couple weeks ago I watched this documentary about a comedian so obsessed with making his cock 6" in girth that he went to Mexico for surgery. About 20 minutes into the thing I felt like I was watching a mockumentary and thought it was all fake. He even goes through a divorce because he can't stop with this obsession.

But the moment he takes off that bandage and looks at his bruised mangled up dick is something I wish I could forget. He hates it and you can kinda hear him tear up. After everything heals he's ecstatic to show people his new chode (usually unsolicited). For the final test he hires a hooker and sticks it in. He asks if it hurts and she says no. Had to be one of the most depressing things I've ever seen.

 
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Brian_Gilgore said:
A couple weeks ago I watched this documentary about a comedian so obsessed with making his cock 6" in girth that he went to Mexico for surgery. About 20 minutes into the thing I felt like I was watching a mockumentary and thought it was all fake. He even goes through a divorce because he can't stop with this obsession.

But the moment he takes off that bandage and looks at his bruised mangled up dick is something I wish I could forget. He hates it and you can kinda hear him tear up. After everything heals he's ecstatic to show people his new chode (usually unsolicited). For the final test he hires a hooker and sticks it in. He asks if it hurts and she says no. Had to be one of the most depressing things I've ever seen.

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Lol, wtf. Just watched the trailer. Idiot should have tried losing some weight. Probably would add an inch or two. Cigarettes probably don't help either
 
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She's takin' a shit right into a glass!
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David Firth (Salad Fingers among other things) in the early 2000's is still it for me. Something about the Flash animations at the time gave everything such a much more dreary look. Milkman still probably one of the more fucked up one's I've seen from him.

Yellow PeePee Monster is another good one. To my knowledge, none of these videos were ever actually uploaded to YouTube originally as I'm pretty sure I remember seeing a few of them sometime around 2003-2004.

EDIT: Actually, now that I think of it, The Psycho-Social, Chemical, Biological, And Electro-Magnetic Manipulation Of Human Consciousness writings are fucking weird. You can take it as alternative theories, or the ramblings of a schizophrenic.
 
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kp, thank fuck it's legal

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P-Reddy said:
But if it is some larper - and that's most likely the case - then it's actually all the more impressive.

The guy mentioned something interesting, though. Supposedly, 85% of humans are rh+. Rh+ blood shares a blood type with all other mammals; it's related to the rhesus monkey. Yet - according to this page - rh- blood is mostly found in Europeans (whites only account for around 15% of the world's population, or an otherwise low number) and Ashkenazi Jews. Rh- negative blood - again, supposedly - is not accounted for through evolution; it doesn't make sense, basically.

Sounds peculiar, but it's a fact that the Rothschilds have inbred to keep their blood intact. Mayer Amschel married the majority of his kids off to first cousins, and I suspect the "bastard" children are more prominent than one would believe.

Like Hitler, for instance.
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Nobody important was on the internet lol

It was all fake and gay

May I introduce you to time traveler John titor


Shit gonna blow your mind
 
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DasDaResto said:
Nobody important was on the internet lol

It was all fake and gay

May I introduce you to time traveler John titor


Shit gonna blow your mind
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Exactly where my mind went. It’s very easy to cosplay as someone online. People also seemingly forget everyone has access to google which will then give the reader confirmation bias when they attempt to dispute. No one worth anything is visible, or is saying anything publicly. Let alone online.
 
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