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What’s the strictest church you can join? The most conservative I guess…

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I got 2 weeks off in October and I was going to start meeting with different ones.

I don’t want to be around gays / faggots.

I also don’t want to hear that Jesus turned his cheek when he legit whipped people and had a sword of fire.

I also don’t want people to get all shocked about the obvious Jew facts.

I really want to join Pastor Anderson’s church but I think he is in AZ
 

goo gobbler

UAlbany women's basketball fan
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probably a ROCOR church, 'Russian orthodox Church outside of Russia', or if not that Antiochian

you're not going to be admitted in 2 weeks, and i don't know why you'd want to, but either of those would tick whatever conservative box you're looking to right now
 
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probably a ROCOR church, 'Russian orthodox Church outside of Russia', or if not that Antiochian

you're not going to be admitted in 2 weeks, and i don't know why you'd want to, but either of those would tick whatever conservative box you're looking to right now

I want to start meeting with them atleast
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

Единственная станция, которая действительно раскач
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Peace be with you
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Pastor Anderson…
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
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Where do you even live? Find a Christian Identity church or ministry if you don't want niggers or faggots allowed in your group.
 

quark

Theurgist
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The quarkster realized very early on at youth groups that church is bullshit. I used that knowledge to receive blowjobs and finger church girls.

Point is, we’re older now and it’s not fun finger-fucking a 35 year old. Not worth it, officer.
 
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