What's the most " regular joe " job you've had?

[Barzoni1010]

I worked in a steel factory, my co-workers were all rednecks who commuted an hour from towns with populations of 300 people. They spent all their time doing cheesy sitcom-esque banter and would spend lunch break talking about buying 60k pickup trucks on their yearly salaries of 70k

One of my co-workers visibly shit himself once and did nothing about it

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Mine was probably during summers in high school gathering old computers at a school district and wrapping them on pallets to send to prisons.

One of my co-workers visibly shit himself once and did nothing about it

UH OH, STINKY!!!!

 

[Voscabulary]

definitely has to be when I was a nighttime welder for a factory that assembled filters. I actually really enjoyed doing the work and got on rather well with everyone on the floor, but management was comprised of blithering fucking retards. they were all sacked and replaced with more competent people, but only after I had already left, naturally

I also did a bit of landscaping in my teens, but that was mostly just a summertime gig to pay for my clothes and video games

 

[Turk February]

I was a night clerk at a convenience store and I loved it. I'd just blare college radio while my girlfriend snuck in liquor in KFC cups.

 

[CuntFucker]

I was a night clerk at a convenience store and I loved it. I'd just blare college radio while my girlfriend snuck in liquor in KFC cups.

You look like you sleep outside the store now

 

[Turk February]

You look like you sleep outside the store now

You're a mean spirited bitch and I hope your mother is banned from the store for stealing a red bull.

 

[CuntFucker]

You're a mean spirited bitch and I hope your mother is banned from the store for stealing a red bull.

 

[Turk February]

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I would go to a bus shelter or am ATM machine. This is slander.

 

[SpaceEdge]

I was a night clerk at a convenience store and I loved it. I'd just blare college radio while my girlfriend snuck in liquor in KFC cups.

What about the time you casually hung your camera over your shoulder so a creep would steal it, then when he did you shot him with a long barrel 44 mag?

Charles Bronson jokes!

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Part time moving and storage

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

I worked at a Chipotle-like restaurant with a gaggle of border jumpers.

 

[Child..]

Construction...once the site supervisor came running panicking and said "do you smell gas" and I cut the tension by saying "sorry, it was Taco Tuesday yesterday teehee", everyone laughed and ever since, I became the "funny guy" (mostly cuz no one else was funny).

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

Construction...once the site supervisor came running panicking and said "do you smell gas" and I cut the tension by saying "sorry, it was Taco Tuesday yesterday teehee", everyone laughed and ever since, I became the "funny guy" (mostly cuz no one else was funny).

And then everyone clapped.


Shut up, faggot. You're the funny-looking and sounding guy.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Construction...once the site supervisor came running panicking and said "do you smell gas" and I cut the tension by saying "sorry, it was Taco Tuesday yesterday teehee", everyone laughed and ever since, I became the "funny guy" (mostly cuz no one else was funny).

You were blowing security guards in the parking lot like Vito

 

[Steve Ramone]

I worked as a general labourer building a condo in the ghetto. Was kind of an alright job. One of my co-workers was like a meth kingpin or something and had just gotten out of jail. I said bullshit and he pulled up news articles about it, pretty cool. Got fired after a retard knocked a leaning stack of drywall on me and I hurt my back so they told me to go fuck myself after I got back from the hospital.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Unloading trucks/unboxing stuff for a big department store. Furniture delivery. Security.
Regular  Jose: Picking fruit. Hoeing, weeding long rows of beans, etc. in the summer heat.

 

[Child..]

Hoeing

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I worked at a Chipotle-like restaurant with a gaggle of border jumpers.

So qdoba sniff

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

Seriously though why'd it take you so long to get your degree? Were you too poor to afford consecutive semesters or too stupid?

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

So qdoba sniff

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