What's the most egregiously forward time you've been hit on by a male?

[Smeckler's Powder]

Did it last a conversation? A night? Multiple years?

When I was like 20 at a casino I had a large black man bragging that he knows Maya Angelou. I didn't realize later that he was full of shit and what his angle was, just sounded interesting at the time.

Had a dude I was talking to smoking a cigarette with all of a sudden grab my ass when I wasn't paying attention saying he wasn't gay either lol.

Had another dude trying to get me to "go on a roadtrip to California" with him.

 

[Professor Rape]

Some guy said he wanted me to look at him. And he was like "hey... you're not stupid. You're not stupid. You're going to go out there and do some wonderful things."

He then stretched my holes. This was towards the end of the summer in.... I want to say, 2002.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

About as many men have found me as attractive as women have.
None.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Caught a dude spiking my drink once.

Can't confirm if he ever was really gay though cause I blacked out that night, only woke up in the morning sleeping over in my other buddies bed.
Gotta thank that friend for looking out for me, and he  was gay. Shat a giant white speckled log that morning

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A few of my friends and I were accosted by some old fag who looked and sounded like Rip Taylor early one morning. We were like 16. I don't really remember what he was saying other than it was blatant and creepy and I got MAD. I was genuinely offended and get how girls feel being creeped on by guys. I started telling him to get the fuck away from us and that I was going to beat the shit out of him and he still just kept hovering around us. I think at that point he wanted to get beat up. My friends ended up having to all hold me back and got the guy to fuck off and I ended up spazzing on them and calling them all a bunch of queers for even stopping and humoring the guy and I went home.

A little twink in makeup point blank asked if I wanted head at a party one time too. Which somehow pissed me off a lot less than the old guy. I said no and I'm not gay and he was like "I didn't think you were. It was worth a shot." And then he left me alone. Not nearly as creepy.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Some guy said he wanted me to look at him. And he was like "hey... you're not stupid. You're not stupid. You're going to go out there and do some wonderful things."

He then stretched my holes. This was towards the end of the summer in.... I want to say, 2002.

Did he smell like he shit his diaper?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I work for one of the "big two" soda companies, and about 10 years ago, I was in the MEM Department, where basically another guy and I would go around picking up vending machines and coolers, placing new ones, or relocating them.

We went to a Mexican food restaurant in Eastland TX, and the owner was a very obvious homosexual. He was conversing with my partner, and when I walked in he looked me up and down and said, "I bet you get rock hard hard ons".

It was 7:38 in the fucking morning.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Too many times. And I'm not even that attractive. In my younger days, I'd be a solid 6. Maybe a 7 with a sharp haircut.

Dudes, especially fags, have low fucking standards.

 

[Dog Eater]

When I was 17 I dropped out of school and got a job with a family friend that was 2 hours away by public transport. Near the train station I would get off at was a little cafe that I’d buy my lunch for the day at. It was run by this big Turkish looking guy with a large mustache. After going there quite a few times and greeting him each morning he started giving me extra food for free like throwing in a sausage roll or whatever. Well being 17 I was bad with money so it wasn’t long before I blew it all and really couldn’t afford to be buying lunch at a cafe. I was embarrassed by this so I didn’t go in the cafe and would just walk past it. Well after about a week as I was walking past he came running out SCREAMING at me “I’M NOT GAY! I’M NOT A FAGGOT! I GAVE YOU FOOD, I GAVE YOU FOOD!” I walked away very quickly without acknowledging him. I think he might have been gay.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I was in a park in Sydney and this little yapping lap dog ran up to me, followed by an old Queen who had obviously trained it to sniff out international twinks. "Oh Shirley, you naughty dog! Sorry about that! Anyway..."

I can't blame him in a way. I was 21 with curly blonde hair and sun kisses.

He's probably dead by now.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I was in a park in Sydney and this little yapping lap dog ran up to me, followed by an old Queen who had obviously trained it to sniff out international twinks. "Oh Shirley, you naughty dog! Sorry about that! Anyway..."

I can't blame him in a way. I was 21 with curly blonde hair and sun kisses.

He's probably dead by now.

How did his dick taste

 

[EraGodless]

Too many to list- I guess it was a time I was walking to work and someone stopped and asked me if I wanted a lift. It was hot as fuck so I hopped in. About a minute in to the ride, dude asked me if, "I liked to party?" I know that's fag code and also code for coke or some other drugs, pills, and booze shit. I told him not really (big lie) and then he asked me if I liked to get my dick sucked. I said no- not really. And asked him to let me out of the car and ge did. He was a smallish Mexican dude (aren't they all) and I'm 6'4 and whatnot, so I guess he didn't feel like doing something stupid or maybe he wasn't armed at the time.

I have had my ass and arms grabbed a lot and a lot of drugs/sex offers. I'm 48 now, so those days are dunzo. Last time it happened was in 2015. To be young queerbait again (sign).

 

[EraGodless]

I work for one of the "big two" soda companies, and about 10 years ago, I was in the MEM Department, where basically another guy and I would go around picking up vending machines and coolers, placing new ones, or relocating them.

We went to a Mexican food restaurant in Eastland TX, and the owner was a very obvious homosexual. He was conversing with my partner, and when I walked in he looked me up and down and said, "I bet you get rock hard hard ons".

It was 7:38 in the fucking morning.

 

[David A. Calton]

Caught a dude spiking my drink once.

Can't confirm if he ever was really gay though cause I blacked out that night, only woke up in the morning sleeping over in my other buddies bed.
Gotta thank that friend for looking out for me, and he  was gay. Shat a giant white speckled log that morning

Ostrich egg shits are fawkin broodal.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I wuz roiped

AIII NAIIIIIIIII

 

[BUBBLER]

Me and an ex visited her international queer activist friends in Chicago and after dinner we stopped at a gay dive bar a block from their apartment . As soon as I walked through the door a giant bald fag locked eyes with me. It was terrifying. It was during Covid, so you still had to wear a mask indoors, so he couldn’t see the disgusted look on my face as he walked by while awkwardly saying “Heeeyy” it was bizarre. He never actually stopped to talk to me. Would just walk by and effeminately say “Heeey”.

I finally understood what hot girls feel when an ugly creep stares at them with maximum thirst.

 

[Turk February]

I once invited a much older black guy over as a teen then he suddenly... Well. Tried to rape me. I pleaded that my girlfriend would never forgive me if I cheated and it worked. But got kissed a few times on the neck.

Edit 1: I was just trying to buy weed.

 

[TorpidSloth]

All the time when I was late teens through 20s. Took it as a compliment most of the time. If the gays like you, women do too. Couple of times had to tell them to fuck off when they got a bit pushy.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

... the gays liked me, and I liked them too. Couple of times I had to suck them off when they got a bit frisky.

Very courageous of you to admit this.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Very courageous of you to admit this.

In your dreams, staIker