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Jesus Christ, Abe.I know a guy who I've been in bands with and who considers us friends and I've stolen four women from him and absolutely crushed his soul every time. After the first two, every time he started dating a hot chick, I'd think "yeah, she'd prefer me" and just take them. They all have the same complaints about him. He's majorly clingy, he's stupid, he has a small dick and doesn't know how to fuck, and it's apparently easy to make him break down crying/hyperventilating because he's EXTREMELY sensitive and he will have long ass one-sided conversations with them about shit they don't care about even if they straight up tell him they're not interested. He'll call them and literally beg them to come back to him and a couple of them just eviscerated him and like described how I make them cum and stuff lol. I think he gets off on cry-whacking to imagining me fuck these women he loves now. The last one told me that when she told him, he started asking about every specific sexual detail, but like angrily. I've tore the guy's fucking heart out that many times and I can't bring myself to ever give a shit. I generally think he should just learn how to not act like a woman and it wouldn't be so easy. I've also not stolen bitches from him, but put hickies and sex bruises all over them just as an experiment to see what he'd do and he 100% notices them and doesn't mention them. Fucking loser. I guess that's more sociopathic than disrespectful.
I have very little sympathy for pussies.Jesus Christ, Abe.
Ya think?I guess that's more sociopathic than disrespectful.
Show some respect.I once sat on another man’s bike.
That's like rescuing a kitten from a sewer compared to the shit i've done.Me and my brother and buddy would always go out to eat with his mom anyways we would plug up the bathroom toilet and let it flood i was like 12 we also would put sticks in the road at a crosswalk stop sign so the driver would have to get out of his car to move it while we hid in the bushes
I also got kicked out of one my brothers baseball games for calling the umpire a no good cocksucker right to his face
Good times brothamen
The late nights, the sudden loss of libido, finding signed photos stuffed inside her vagina. The signs were all there.I know a guy who I've been in bands with and who considers us friends and I've stolen four women from him and absolutely crushed his soul every time. After the first two, every time he started dating a hot chick, I'd think "yeah, she'd prefer me" and just take them. They all have the same complaints about him. He's majorly clingy, he's stupid, he has a small dick and doesn't know how to fuck, and it's apparently easy to make him break down crying/hyperventilating because he's EXTREMELY sensitive and he will have long ass one-sided conversations with them about shit they don't care about even if they straight up tell him they're not interested. He'll call them and literally beg them to come back to him and a couple of them just eviscerated him and like described how I make them cum and stuff lol. I think he gets off on cry-whacking to imagining me fuck these women he loves now. The last one told me that when she told him, he started asking about every specific sexual detail, but like angrily. I've tore the guy's fucking heart out that many times and I can't bring myself to ever give a shit. I generally think he should just learn how to not act like a woman and it wouldn't be so easy. I've also not stolen bitches from him, but put hickies and sex bruises all over them just as an experiment to see what he'd do and he 100% notices them and doesn't mention them. Fucking loser. I guess that's more sociopathic than disrespectful.
He wants you to fuck him too.I know a guy who I've been in bands with and who considers us friends and I've stolen four women from him and absolutely crushed his soul every time. After the first two, every time he started dating a hot chick, I'd think "yeah, she'd prefer me" and just take them. They all have the same complaints about him. He's majorly clingy, he's stupid, he has a small dick and doesn't know how to fuck, and it's apparently easy to make him break down crying/hyperventilating because he's EXTREMELY sensitive and he will have long ass one-sided conversations with them about shit they don't care about even if they straight up tell him they're not interested. He'll call them and literally beg them to come back to him and a couple of them just eviscerated him and like described how I make them cum and stuff lol. I think he gets off on cry-whacking to imagining me fuck these women he loves now. The last one told me that when she told him, he started asking about every specific sexual detail, but like angrily. I've tore the guy's fucking heart out that many times and I can't bring myself to ever give a shit. I generally think he should just learn how to not act like a woman and it wouldn't be so easy. I've also not stolen bitches from him, but put hickies and sex bruises all over them just as an experiment to see what he'd do and he 100% notices them and doesn't mention them. Fucking loser. I guess that's more sociopathic than disrespectful.
He probably wants you to fuck him at this point.I know a guy who I've been in bands with and who considers us friends and I've stolen four women from him and absolutely crushed his soul every time. After the first two, every time he started dating a hot chick, I'd think "yeah, she'd prefer me" and just take them. They all have the same complaints about him. He's majorly clingy, he's stupid, he has a small dick and doesn't know how to fuck, and it's apparently easy to make him break down crying/hyperventilating because he's EXTREMELY sensitive and he will have long ass one-sided conversations with them about shit they don't care about even if they straight up tell him they're not interested. He'll call them and literally beg them to come back to him and a couple of them just eviscerated him and like described how I make them cum and stuff lol. I think he gets off on cry-whacking to imagining me fuck these women he loves now. The last one told me that when she told him, he started asking about every specific sexual detail, but like angrily. I've tore the guy's fucking heart out that many times and I can't bring myself to ever give a shit. I generally think he should just learn how to not act like a woman and it wouldn't be so easy. I've also not stolen bitches from him, but put hickies and sex bruises all over them just as an experiment to see what he'd do and he 100% notices them and doesn't mention them. Fucking loser. I guess that's more sociopathic than disrespectful.
Parallel thinking. Didn't read all the way down when I wrote that last commentHe wants you to fuck him too.
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