What's the longest you've gone without uttering a single word to another person?

[aRTie02150]

4 days for me.

I know I can go longer....

 

[Carl Winslow]

decades

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't really know. Probably around 4 or 5 days for me too. I'm actually kind of stoic around most people but I talk to myself constantly when I'm by alone though and usually end up breaking into some nonsense song in a falsetto voice. I've been caught doing that which is super embarrassing. Especially because if someone catches you doing that, they will watch you for as long as they can without getting your attention. I can go a while without seeing people as long as I know the option to see them is there. It'd be a bummer if I didn't interact with anyone because I just had nobody to interact with.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I talk to dogs alot. A lot better than human faggots.

 

[guest]

I talk to dogs alot. A lot better than human faggots.

Are they the ones that tell you to kill people?

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I’m a parent, I find myself singing Cocomelon and Pink Fong lyrics throughout the day to children and adults. Someone kill me.

 

[Torque Army]

I've gone weeks without a meaningful interaction beyond asking a cashier for smokes. I have a much easier time talking to complete strangers than anyone I actually know. Guess I should be glad for the mental hospital program I'm kind of stuck in for the next few weeks.

 

[guest]

Most of my interactions is just mind numbing meaningless small talk with colleagues. The most i’ve gone without speaking to anyone is maybe 3 or 4 days when i’m just brooding maaaaan.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Are they the ones that tell you to kill people?

No, they just want dog treats and love. Unlike women who want 120% attention.

 

[guest]

Most of my interactions is just mind numbing meaningless small talk with colleagues. The most i’ve gone without speaking to anyone is maybe 3 or 4 days when i’m just brooding maaaaan.

People often consider me rude because I hate small talk. A couple days ago, I was talking to a friend, and this other guy comes up and says "So how you boys liking this heat?" and all I could do was
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[guest]

Since I started working from home a week at least.

 

[guest]

4 days for me.

I know I can go longer....

A second? My OCD is a constant voice in my head. The ultimate and only worthy Pest, says this half Irish asshole

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[Not bad]

People often consider me rude because I hate small talk. A couple days ago, I was talking to a friend, and this other guy comes up and says "So how you boys liking this heat?" and all I could do was

Since everyone else is on vacation I've been alone at work with this guy who just won't fucking shut up. I just want to do my job and go home, but he keeps talking and talking and talking, as Kramer would say. I try to stare into the computer screen to hint that I'm busy, and sometimes I even fake type on my keyboard when I see him coming over. He doesn't take the hint that I can't stand him.

 

[Dennyislife]

I could have gone the whole of the pandemic without speaking to anyone.

If it wasn't for the god stuff I could be a silent monk.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I have gone weeks at a time without having any meaningful social interaction, just inane babble at work and the grocery store.

I talk to my cats though, isn't that sad?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

If I had the internet I could probably do solitary for a year or two no problem.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

How is this even possible? What magical job do you people have that doesn’t require you to be on pointless meetings or make small talk about your fake weekend plans?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m a parent, I find myself singing Cocomelon and Pink Fong lyrics throughout the day to children and adults. Someone kill me.

Still less embarrassing then paying for compound media.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Still less embarrassing then paying for compound media.

But not as embarrassing as knowing every detail about every show on a network you can’t afford to subscribe to.

 

[peckafacce]

Kinda hard to mot talk to people when I have to ask every customer if they want that in bread bowl