What’s the funniest prank you ever played or were involved in?

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[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Literally funnier than anything I’ve ever seen that wasn’t a Jackass prank. I’m still crying with laughter.

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[iBangedQuasi]

Turned up the urinal pressure at my high school so when you flushed it you got covered in piss and water.
Source: my ass

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

tied 2 doors on the opposite side of a village street together, then knocked on both & watch them have a tug of war thinking someone was holding their doors

 

[CuntFucker]

Nikocado'ing the 2nd post in a thread

 

[LingerLonger]

We pranked our high school teachers one day by bombarding them with water balloons and water guns and soaking them when they all went outside after someone pulled a fire alarm to draw them out. They threatened to expel and suspend everyone. Threatened to suspend all classes and cancel the proms. Lawyers had to get involved it was a mess.

Some teachers suspected which students were involved and gave them deliberately low grades to try to fail them which triggered a lawsuit as well. One smoking hot female teacher had a full mental breakdown and just stopped showing up for work. Afraid that another 'prank' might happen and she might be attacked. Took her until next year to start working again.

One the water balloons was filled with piss and a guy hit his ex-girlfriend with it as well.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

When i was a freshman in high school, this wigger put a paper sign on my back that said "will dig well for sex" and it still makes me laugh. Later on, that wigger would become homeless and go live in the woods. Funny guy though

Edit: the guy actually went nuts and lived in the woods, i didn't mean for this to read like a reddit post. I was friendly with him and the prank has always made me laugh

 

[Petworth dude]

We need more threads like this.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

When I was 21 I had a horrible, gay summer job working with the local road department. I was working with another dolt, a real dumbbell, and we were supposed to be washing a truck. A Deadhead who worked there sold me a pile of sugar cube acid that morning, so I ate one. I'm sitting there, tripping balls, smoking cigarettes, and this dude was rinsing off the truck with a hose. So I kept crimping it, and he was getting all annoyed and trying to figure out what the problem was. Then, just like in a cartoon, the idiot held the nozzle up to his eye and tried to peer inside, at which point I let the hose go. I laughed for hours, until I was cramping up. Once in a lifetime gag.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

We invited this fat kid over and put a sign on the front door that said “go around back”. He went around and a sign was on the side door that said “keep going” and then when he got to the back there was a sign that said “go to the front”. He went to the front and the back again with new signs and finally we had put a sign that said something like “sorry went to the store” or some shit. He started to walk away then some guys who were on the roof threw old fruit at him.

Another time is with the same fat kid. We were at his house and his parents brought home some ugly ass women’s fur coat that used to belong to his grandma. We told him it looked sweet and was “pimpin’” as kids said in the 00s. So we called him one day from the mall and told him to wear the fur coat. We just hid on him and watched him as he walked around aimlessly trying to find us. Some of the reactions from passersby were hilarious as they saw this big fat kid in a ladies fur coat walk around a mall alone all confused.

Another time my friend tried to prank his sister by setting up a bucket of water on her door. She went to open it and the bucket just fell on her head and she dropped like a Kennedy. I felt bad for her but also couldn’t stop laughing.

 

[musTARD]

When I was about five me and like four other kids and my brother rigged a mailbox so that a stink bomb would spray on this one kid we hung out with. We asked him at his door to come and check something out and he kept asking what it was and we just kept insisting he open the mailbox.

well the thing didn't work right and just sprayed smelly liquid all over the kid and he immediately screamed like a bitch and then started crying lol "I just took a shower and changed my clothes too!"

 

[musTARD]

Another time my friend tried to prank his sister by setting up a bucket of water on her door. She went to open it and the bucket just fell on her head and she dropped like a Kennedy. I felt bad for her but also couldn’t stop laughing.

Too bad it wasnt boiling

 

[Porkys]

worked at a restaurant / apartment my friend wanted this snob tiny blonde so bad the cunt wouldnt even look at him

so when she walked her poodle out he would grab tiny bits of food from the kitchen and drop them along the curb right to the edge of this one way street and enjoy watching her struggle and fight her hungry dog. also if he was drinking coffee or water by someone he didn't like he would throw it out toward them and always miss them by inches

he always laffed at the idiot security chief of the building, one day between lunch and dinner shifts he went to his college and called work as UPS demanding all the cars be removed from the parking lot for a helicopter shipment for the building owner. if the chief called him back he would bark "move the cars yet?" or have one of his college buddies answer "shipping" or some shit. the bartender at work watched when he called the cops or anyone he could think of they had no idea what he was saying...the know-it-all never figured to check the employee phone list for the prankster. when my friend returned to work at night the bartender asked "what did you guys do?" then briefed him how frantic the guy went for over an hour, my friend was always proud of that one

 

[nasty twp]

also if he was drinking coffee or water by someone he didn't like he would throw it out toward them and always miss them by inches

This isn't a mere prank but a curse, jsyk. Like spitting at someone, burning a picture of them or putting hair in their food.

 

[Steve Ramone]

There was a kid in school who had those dumb forearm crutches and hobbled everywhere, my buddy kicked them out from underneath him as he was going down the stairs, and the crippled guy tumbled down like 20 stairs. I still laugh when I think about it.

Source: I remembered that just now from my brain.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

jsyk

Please see yourself back to the O&A Pest Headquarters. You're no longer welcome here.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Industrial grade saran wrapped cars by putting the rolls on golf clubs

Saran wrapped a road closed several times

Other kids let thousands of bees and several pigeons out in the high school for senior prank. One also shit on a teacher’s desk. He was the valedictorian. I believe he lost all his scholarships and succh

 

[Imager]

Industrial grade saran wrapped cars by putting the rolls on golf clubs

Saran wrapped a road closed several times

Other kids let thousands of bees and several pigeons out in the high school for senior prank. One also shit on a teacher’s desk. He was the valedictorian. I believe he lost all his scholarships and succh

Sounds like it was worth it to me

 

[Turk February]

I tricked a moderator on here into doing a show with me. I'm not going to say which one.

 

[Ashamed]

Literally funnier than anything I’ve ever seen that wasn’t a Jackass prank. I’m still crying with laughter.

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https://new.onaforums.net/threads/i-hate-when-a-hangover-hits-at-4pm.66116/post-1555778

The man that wrote that definitely isn’t a pedophile.