What's the cringiest thing that ever happened to you in school?

[Dog Eater]

I never promised that you fuck.

If she ever hurts my feelings I'll show you a 10 minute video of me tying her up and throat fucking her in the woods.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You did promise it pre break up if you broke up with her. Which you did.

God dammit.


I can't do it. She has a good job and as much as I hate her I don't want to fuck her life up.

 

[Dog Eater]

God dammit.


I can't do it. She has a good job and as much as I hate her I don't want to fuck her life up.

I hope you choke to death on a tuna bone.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hope you choke to death on a tuna bone.

Yeah well I probably will and I bet you'll feel fucking terrible you said that.

 

[nasty twp]

You learn about earfquakes and tsunamis and wildfires and tectonic plates and shit.

Why does this call for an entire year or term's worth of classes? It's a month in Year 7 Geography to cover all of it, then you move on, surely.

I never went to Prom. Kind of feel embarrassed about that. Might explain why I'm single today.

I went at my mother's insistence, and regretted it, as I had barely any friends at school (mine were hometown/holidays friends), got picked on constantly by my classmates for being gay and quiet, and hated almost everyone there. Would have had more fun getting blotto at home with a DVD or down the pub with a few actual mates.

And I'm single in adulthood too, so don't feel bad, sailor, it wouldn't have made a difference to go to your boring Prom (rubbish Yank tradition)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why does this call for an entire year or term's worth of classes? It's a month in Year 7 Geography to cover all of it, then you move on, surely.




I went at my mother's insistence, and regretted it, as I had barely any friends at school (mine were hometown/holidays friends), got picked on constantly by my classmates for being gay and quiet, and hated almost everyone there. Would have had more fun getting blotto at home with a DVD or down the pub with a few actual mates.

And I'm single in adulthood too, so don't feel bad, sailor, it wouldn't have made a difference to go to your boring Prom (rubbish Yank tradition)

It was just some bullshit elective class that people took for an easy credit. You could tell the teacher didn't give a shit either.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I pulled out a fat girls chair and she fell down. turns out she had tailbone problems from a car accident

 

[:sumaturry:]

I'm envious of you fuckers. It takes way too much effort for me to blow a load and it always has. When I hear about premature ejaculators I always think "I'd like to have that 'problem' one fucking time." I'm sick of doing all the goddamn work all the time.

I used to have that problem back when I cared about the woman's pleasure. Now it's a race to the finish line.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

I'm sorry, 2011 was "way before anyone knew what 4chan was"?

Maybe the incels did
But the kids that used to flick boogers at you and shove you into lockers (my friend group) were making vines and reading total frat move
They didnt know the hacker known as 4chan

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I pulled out a fat girls chair and she fell down. turns out she had tailbone problems from a car accident

I did that to a fat girl in kindergarten. It didn't get the laughs I thought it would.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

In the 5th grade a had a raging erection for no reason at all. Was called up to the front of the class to present something and walked up with my back turned to everyone.

The more nervous I got, the harder I got. Now, it's the opposite! FUCK!

 

[BrotherMan1488]

An old White woman during the late 90s-early 00s explained rap music to the class she even put music on (Will Smith coming to Miami) and spit lyrics, child

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In the 5th grade a had a raging erection for no reason at all. Was called up to the front of the class to present something and walked up with my back turned to everyone.

The more nervous I got, the harder I got. Now, it's the opposite! FUCK!

I got a hard on every morning on the bus.

 

[Leeeavings]

Maybe the incels did
But the kids that used to flick boogers at you and shove you into lockers (my friend group) were making vines and reading total frat move
They didnt know the hacker known as 4chan

We were trolling back on AOL gosh dang it

@Niggerotchi sorry I thought this lil whippersnapper was you

 

[Niggerotchi]

We were trolling back on AOL gosh dang it

@Niggerotchi sorry I thought this lil whippersnapper was you

He's one of the best to ever do it. Thanks for the compliment.

 

[Cleo's Dad]

I did that to a fat girl in kindergarten. It didn't get the laughs I thought it would.

Well you were 36 at the time

 

[Kinderman]

I'm sorry, 2011 was "way before anyone knew what 4chan was"?

That and “trolling wasn’t a word in 2011.” Retarded.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Another time I kid squirted water at me and when I went to grab it from him he wouldn't let go so I just pointed it at his face and squeezed the fuck out of it so all the water just shot out but at the last second he managed to get out of the way so it just soaked the girl behind him and she cried. I felt really bad but I didn't apologize beyond just literally quickly being like "shit, sorry" right when it happened.

Cringe memory unlocked. Did you mapleheads make those things called Hornets as kids where you fold up a piece of paper really tightly then use a rubber band to shoot it at someone? In HS I made one and handed it to my crazy friend who was going to shoot this fat weird kid that put on a high pitched voice like Jenna in the "Hey Hellhoooole" clip. But his aim was fucking dogshit and he shot literally the hottest girl in the school right in the fucking face. She started crying and a couple guys got pissed as fuck and got in my friends face. I just acted like I didn't know wtf was going on. She had a huge welt on her face. I remember apologizing like a groveling worm to her on MySpace. She was surprisingly cool about it and didn't seem to hold a grudge against me for it as she was friendly to me after that. I also used to work at Subway in HS and she came in late one night with her younger sister and her sister pulled hot girl's pants down and I could see her phat ass pussy through her panties.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Cringe memory unlocked. Did you mapleheads make those things called Hornets as kids where you fold up a piece of paper really tightly then use a rubber band to shoot it at someone? In HS I made one and handed it to my crazy friend who was going to shoot this fat weird kid that put on a high pitched voice like Jenna in the "Hey Hellhoooole" clip. But his aim was fucking dogshit and he shot literally the hottest girl in the school right in the fucking face. She started crying and a couple guys got pissed as fuck and got in my friends face. I just acted like I didn't know wtf was going on. She had a huge welt on her face. I remember apologizing like a groveling worm to her on MySpace. She was surprisingly cool about it and didn't seem to hold a grudge against me for it as she was friendly to me after that. I also used to work at Subway in HS and she came in late one night with her younger sister and her sister pulled hot girl's pants down and I could see her phat ass pussy through her panties.

Lol yeah dude we used to do that with fuckin paper flips cut in half. This one wigger was walking around all day with a horseshoe imprint on his cheek. We're lucky nobody lost an eye.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Lol yeah dude we used to do that with fuckin paper flips cut in half. This one wigger was walking around all day with a horseshoe imprint on his cheek. We're lucky nobody lost an eye.

We also used to make these things out of mechanical pencils and rubber bands that would shoots BB gun pellets hard as fuck. Like enough to break the skin at times. I have no fucking clue how we didn't get in huge trouble for that shit.